Quiet Smoke Jokes
7 quiet smoke jokes and hilarious quiet smoke puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about quiet smoke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Great Quiet Smoke Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What is a good quiet smoke joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
My wife wanted peace and quiet whilst cooking..
.. so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
My wife asked for peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
A traditional Thanksgiving joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How did Thanksgiving go at your place?" the bartender asks. "Oh, it went fine. Had a lot of family over and the wife prepared the meal. I helped out, though. She got a little stressed out and told me she needed some peace and quiet in the kitchen so she could finish cooking," the guy says. "So I removed all the batteries from the smoke detectors."
A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar
He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he's blown nine or ten smoke rings, an angry Indian comes up to him and says, "Listen buddy, if you don't stop calling me names, I'll smash your face in!"
In Vermont an old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, quietly smoking a pipe.
A tourist who is staying at a nearby B&B passes by every day for a week, and whenever he passes, the man is just sitting there in his rocking chair quietly smoking his pipe.
One day the tourist cannot refrain from asking the old man: "Say, have you been sitting here all your life, doing nothing but smoking your pipe?"
Says the old man: "Not yet!"
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