Quidditch Jokes

These are 13 quidditch jokes and hilarious quidditch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quidditch that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short Quidditch Jokes

These are our top quidditch puns. Have fun with a good quidditch joke in English with simple quidditch humour.

  1. I'm going to start a quidditch ball repair shop, staffed entirely with ex-cons from Azkaban. It'll be called Snitches Get Stitches .
  2. So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, "wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would".
  3. I'm repairing my Quidditch equipment with some glue and a sewing kit. Quaffles I can usually fix by gluing them, but Snitches get stitches
  4. Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies? They're flying off the shelves!
  5. What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored? A quidditch spinner.
    (Told to me by a 7 year old)
  6. What did Harry Potter do with the golden snitch to guarantee his team will win? Hid it and Quidditch
  7. What is Rage Against the Machine's favorite part of the Harry Potter series? QUIDDITCH NOW!
  8. What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching? Quidditching
  9. Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass.
  10. Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe? Because they have a quidditch.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these quidditch jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of quidditch puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quidditch One Liners

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  1. Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
  2. How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch
  3. Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch? Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
  4. What do you call it when Harry Potter has a one night stand? Hit it and quidditch
  5. What is Harry Potter's philosophy on relationships... Hit it and quidditch.
  6. How do you stop Harry Potter from spreading rashes? Tell him to quidditching it
  7. Quidditch. Scratching yourself with a pound coin.
  8. What do they call Gold Bond at Hogwarts? Quidditch.
  9. What do wizards use to stop annoying itches? Quidditch.
  10. Harry Potter wouldn't leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch.
    I'll see myself out.
  11. Why don't gangsters play quidditch? They always just kill the snitch.
  12. If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater
  13. How does a wizard have casual s**...? They hit it and quidditch

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Cheerful Fun Quidditch Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about quidditch to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make quidditch prank.

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The impact of these quidditch jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.