Quid Jokes

Funniest Quid Short Jokes

Short quid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quid humour may include short quark jokes also.

1. I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it's good friday I thought to myself, What would Jesus do? . So I turned it into wine...
2. If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't understand how Brits keep track of money... I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown, a sovereign, and 5 thripince.
3. Oh the Grand Old Duke of York He had 12 million quid
   He gave it to an American Girl
   For something "he never did"
4. Thank you President Trump.. ..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!
5. As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid.
   I for one intend to party like it's £19.99.
6. My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. "Two quid for a cup of tea?!"... I said, "Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"
7. You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost? About a quid each...
8. I ordered a 60 inch tv last week for 75 quid The sound doesn't work but at that price you can't turn it down.
9. I went to the butchers the other day and bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He sai: No, the steaks are too high.
10. What do you call it when an Englishman decides to place a 1 pound wager on Croatia to win? Quid pro Cro

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Quid One Liners

Which quid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quid? I can suggest the ones about quack and squirt.

1. How much does it cost to see Harry Potter fly a broomstick? About a Quid each.
2. How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts? Quid each.
3. Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus?
   Six Quid....
4. How much do you charge a british centurian for a drink? LI quid
5. How much would an ill cephalopod cost? Six quid!
6. What do you call a sweaty British Millionaire? All-quid.
7. How much are the Harry Potter sports day tickets? About a quid-each
8. Why was Harry Potter scratching himself with a pound coin? He had quid-itch.
9. What do you call doing favors in exchange for w**...? quid pro dro
10. How much does a h**... cost at Hogwarts? [OG] A quid each.
11. You need to understand latin and german to understand this one o**... o**..., quid lacus ego.

Quid Pro Quo Jokes

Here is a list of funny quid pro quo jokes and even better quid pro quo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A favor for a neighbor is a good deed. A favor for a favor is quid pro quo.
  A favor for SpongeBob's neighbor is squid pro quo.

Giggle-Inducing Quid Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about quid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quid pranks.