quicky Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious quicky puns

The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.

As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky". Confused, he walks past another corner and another hooker says "Hey padre, twenty dollars for a quicky". He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats a quicky?" She replies "Twenty dollars, same as in town".



Superman is just flying arround through Metropolis using his x-ray vision when he spots wonder woman in her house completely naked laying in her bed with her legs spread wide open. He turns arround, and sees her again but this time on all four.
He's so horny that he thinks to himself I'll use my bullet speed to get a quicky in .. so he goes into maximun speed does his thing, then goes again .. pa pa pa and leaves
Then wonder woman goes: ¿WHAT WAS THAT?! and the invisible man goes : Idk but my ass hurts like hell


What are the most funny Quicky jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Quicky? Well, here are the best Quicky dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Quicky pick up lines to share with friends.


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