Quick Silly Jokes
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were taking the train one day when they passed a huge flock of sheep in a field.
As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. There were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided them by four."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson was taking the train
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson was taking the train one day when they passed a huge flock of sheep in a field. As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. There were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided by four."
A man is texting his wife...
"Alright, see you soon!" the man says to his wife.
She responds "Isn't there something you forgot to tell me?"
The man then replies "Oh yes! I forgot to tell you. I dont love you very much."
She then replies "Wait, what do you mean!?
the wife thinks to herself, "he must have made a typo, he probably meant to say "do," instead of "dont."
She replies, "Honey, did you make a typo in that sentence?"
The man then quickly responds "Silly me, I forgot the apostrophe!"
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