Quiche Jokes
22 quiche jokes and hilarious quiche puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about quiche that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quiche jokes are always sure to bring a smile to your face. From quiche lorraine to gai, you'll find plenty of witty jokes about the unique and beloved people, places and things that come in many forms of this classic dish. Not to be forgotten are the beloved quiche cheesecakes that have become a popular dessert as well. Whether your taste buds prefer savory or sweet, these quiche jokes bring the funny.
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Funniest Quiche Short Jokes
Short quiche jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quiche humour may include short pot pie jokes also.
- How can you tell a gay couple broke into your house? The dishes are done and there's a quiche in the oven
- Im opening a shop where I will sell pies with savoury custurd filling. I should do quite well. Its a quiche market.
- Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door.
- My wife called me at work today. "Honey, do you want to come home at lunch for a q**...?"
"Sarah, it's pronounced Quiche." - I asked the waitress for a q**... and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
- When I told the waitress I'd have a quiche, she slapped me... Apparently it's pronounced "keesh" and not "q**..."
- My girlfriend asked me if I fancied a q**... earlier.. "Its pronounced 'quiche'", I told her.
- A wife asks her husband would he like to come home at lunchtime. Would you like a q**...?
Husband: It's pronounced Quiche, and yes I would. - A guy went to a restaurant and asked the waitress for a q**... She replied, "it's pronounced quiche"
- My wife told me to hurry home for a q**.... Turns out she has trouble pronouncing the word quiche.
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Quiche One Liners
Which quiche one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quiche? I can suggest the ones about omelette and pumpkin pie.
- What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day? A hug and a little quiche.
- What is Swizz Beatz's favorite breakfast meal? Alicia Quiche
- What savoury tart conquers South America on horseback? The con-quiche-tador
- What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them.
- What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador
- *On phone* Wife: Fancy coming home for a q**...? Husband: It's pronounced "quiche"
- Wife: Do you fancy coming home at lunchtime for a q**.... Me: It's pronounced Quiche.
Hilarious Fun Quiche Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about quiche you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza crust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quiche pranks.
An attractive waitress approaches a table of two men and asks them what they would like to order.
How about a q**...? asks the one man. She immediately throws his water in his face and storms off to call the manager.
His friend leans across the table and says, Dude, it's pronounced quiche .
Man is looking at the menu
The beautiful waitress comes up to the table and asks if they are ready to order. Man looks up from the menu, smiles and says, "'Can you get me a q**...?"
The waitress slaps the man in the face and stomps off.
Man sits there in shock as the person in the next booth leans over. "It's pronounced quiche"
We went for a hike at the weekend , despite the blustery conditions , and despite taking 2 steps forward then 3 steps back we battled against the weather quite well.
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent and then I realised we was being buffetted by the wind.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the q**... darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"
