Quiche Jokes
9 quiche jokes and hilarious quiche puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about quiche that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quiche jokes are always sure to bring a smile to your face. From quiche lorraine to gai, you'll find plenty of witty jokes about the unique and beloved people, places and things that come in many forms of this classic dish. Not to be forgotten are the beloved quiche cheesecakes that have become a popular dessert as well. Whether your taste buds prefer savory or sweet, these quiche jokes bring the funny.
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Hilarious Fun Quiche Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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My wife called me at work today.
"Honey, do you want to come home at lunch for a q**...?"
"Sarah, it's pronounced Quiche."
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An attractive waitress approaches a table of two men and asks them what they would like to order.
How about a q**...? asks the one man. She immediately throws his water in his face and storms off to call the manager.
His friend leans across the table and says, Dude, it's pronounced quiche .
What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?
A hug and a little quiche.
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How can you tell a gay couple broke into your house?
The dishes are done and there's a quiche in the oven
We went for a hike at the weekend , despite the blustery conditions , and despite taking 2 steps forward then 3 steps back we battled against the weather quite well.
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent and then I realised we was being buffetted by the wind.
Im opening a shop where I will sell pies with savoury custurd filling.
I should do quite well. Its a quiche market.
Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?
It was leave your keys at the door.
What is Swizz Beatz's favorite breakfast meal?
Alicia Quiche
What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?
He opensh hish doorsh with them.
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