They're just waiting their turn.
They're just waiting their turn
Teacher: Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
Me: They aren't Silent, They are waiting their turn
but really they are just waiting their turns.
They are just waiting their turn.
EDIT
oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
Form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
The queue in KFC.
(Sorry please don't hurt me)
The man getting served in front of me, asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas". The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!", he raged, "I'll just have to have a latte!". He went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte too, please". They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
So I told them my name was Mocha.
...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says sorry do you know me?
She replies I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?
No , she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
I was in a nightclub queue when two blokes in front of me started arguing.
One guy pushed the other and said, "Four, nine."
The other man pushed him back and said, "Sixteen, twenty-five."
A bouncer reached for his walkie-talkie and said, "I need some help at the door. We've got a couple of men squaring up."
Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past& sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised& ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin& suck 'em until they're dry.
This girl was a prostitute, but her "granny" didn't know about it. One day, the police rounded up a group of pro's and the girl was caught. The cops had them lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught soliciting. Just then the grandmother walked by and saw her granddaughter.
She asked the girl, "What are you lining up for?"
The granddaughter, not willing to tell the truth, told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges. Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line. A policeman who was going down the line taking information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother. He was stunned and bewildered to see her.
So, he asked carefully, "Ma am, you're rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?"
Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take out my teeth and suck'em dry."
A meth queue.
Walking across the hall to get a drink. One of my classmates came up to me and said 'dude, your shoes are on smoking hot!'
I gave them a smile and kept walking to get a drink. Another classmate then approached me and said 'hey bro, you're on fire tonight!'
I gave them a wink and some goodbye guns and continued towards the queue of people waiting for a beverage.
It's at that point that the fire alarm and sprinklers go off and everybody is immediately evacuated from the disco.
Typical, I thought.
Just as I was about to get to the punch line.
A barbie queue
But the queue was enormous.
When they arrive, they notice there are two pearly gates for men.
Above the first gate is a sign that says:
"Please come here if you wore the breeches in your relationship!"
And above the second gate is a sign that says:
"Please come here when your wife told you what to do!"
There is a huge queue at the second gate, so the husband walks over to the first gate. When he tries to enter, the bouncer asks:
"Are you sure this is the proper gate for you?"
"I have no idea, my wife told me I should come here..."
I was at the Walmart check-out and was behind an old lady in the queue.
Her bill came to $51.60 but when she counted out her change she only had just under $50.
She didn't want me to help her, bless her poor little soul, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone's Nan and I'd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out in that situation. She didn't want me to help her but I insisted and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
There is no queue and a single teller who he approaches, a big smile on their face visible after a quick glance around:
"Hey, you know something? I like my banks how I like my ladies."
The teller rolls her eyes before asking "How?"
While pulling out a handgun, the man answered:
"Insecure."
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY
I had to go to the corner shop to get some bread and ketchup as we ran out yesterday.
I went in got my medium warburtons loaf and the classic bottle of heinz beans and joined the queue.
When I was the second person to the counter the man in front of me put down some condoms
I then proceeded to put the ketchup directly behind the condoms
The man then looked at the condoms and ketchup and turned to look me in the eye
Then (I think it was just instinct) i said 'I see we both have something to put on our sausages
I laughed, he laughed, the cash lady laughed and the three women behind me laughed it was one of the greatest moments of my life!
Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue
Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue
This is a really weird punchline.
A great big pho queue.
I asked what was going on and someone mentioned a complimentary lunch, so I joined in.
Bit dissapointing though, turned out to be a free Barbie queue.
Remember the ueue in queue .
Pho queue
Deaf row
"This is the punchline."
I asked a worker, "What's everyone here for?"
He said, "That's the Barbie queue."
Then, like an fool, I stood in it for forty five minutes waiting for a burger...
Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents
A Barbie Queue
They're just at the back of the Q.
Fang queue.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
There are three lines.
He joins one and slowly moves up the queue.
He sees all three lines head towards a big sign that says: "The End of the Joke"
He sees the guy at the end of the first line get given a tonne of cash and he runs out laughing.
He sees the guy at the end of the second line given a knee-trembling BJ by a gorgeous woman , and he runs out laughing.
He arrives at the end of his own line and is smashed in the face by a huge bouncer. Sitting on the floor, rubbing his jaw he says: 'Oh I get it. That line's the pay-off, and that line's the climax so this must be the punch line".
...All the other letter are waiting in line
For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."
Good deed done today.
This afternoon at the Morrisons check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change and she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone's Nan and I'd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out when she was alive.
She didn't want me to help her but I insisted...................and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
Have a great Christmas! :)
Barbie Queue.
If a lot of people have to urinate, a long line will tend to form. A lot of people *do* have to urinate after a movie, and thus there is a long restroom line. Put a bit more formally:
Pee implies queue. Pee, therefore queue.
That was the punch line.
A punchline.
When this guy pushes in front to place his order.
I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
I'd have a punchline
Punchline
When she go in - shop empty.
Woman: Oh - You have no fish?
Comrade shopkeeper: No, here is no meat. No fish - next door!
...it's a long Pho Queue.
*Queue dark, stormy night*
"There comes a time when we must all step up for equality"
*Flash of civil rights marches, gay pride parades and protests in the middle east*
"A time when we cannot accept bigotry and hatred"
*Rain pours on multi-ethnic protesters linked arm in arm*
"A time to proclaim that an era of love and understanding is here"
*People celebrating good news outside the Supreme Court*
"Arm and Hammer Baking Soda, the choice of a new tomorrow"
It's basically a big pho queue
Hey, pho queue, dude
Why are the letters "ueue" in Queue silent?
Q had its turn, the others are just waiting in line.
The 3rd ant lied.
This is the punch line
In the online application there was an odd question. "Are you a nice guy", it said, I thought it was an odd question but I clicked yes. Immediately I was directed to a page saying I was directed to the back of the queue for citizenship, I was confused but I read later in the application and it said. "Nice guys, Finnish last".
The Subway girl turned to the guy in front of me in the queue and said "Footlong?"
He answered, "Look lady, you're very attractive, but I'm not bending it in half for anybody"
The first line has a sign that says "Henpecked Husbands." The line is full of an endless queue of men that stretches far out of site.
The sign above the second line says, "Non-Henpecked Husbands." This line is empty, aside from a single scrawny man who was just entering it.
The recently deceased man approaches the single occupant of the second line and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me," he says, "but can I ask why you're the only man in this line?"
The man in the line frowns defensively and says, "My wife told me to stand here."
It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.
He walked around for a while and managed to see some screenings of his favourite boxing matches of history. He also managed to win a new pair of gloves in a raffle. However, he still couldn't find what he was looking for, the one thing he had been waiting for all this time. After hours of searching he stumbled across a queue of people. He asked one of the people in the queue, "Hey, what's this queue for?" The man in the queue replied, "this is the queue to take a shot at Floyd Mayweather." The man was ecstatic. He had finally found it. He explained to the man in the queue, "I'm so happy I found this. I've been searching ages for this punchline."
"Oh, I'm the statistician" came the reply.
"Then...what are you here for?"
With an unsettling grin, the statistician produced a pencil from his back pocket.
"Just standard deviation."
Ugh.... Pho queue...
It's a big pho queue.
So I was at a festival with a load of stalls. I was busy deciding what to spend my only £1 on when I spotted something which really caught my eye 'Get punched by Chuck Norris for just 95p'. I'd struck gold! So, I headed over to this stall expecting a large queue. However, the only person there was Chuck himself. Astounded, I asked "Why is no one else in line to get punched by a living legend?" to which he replied "I don't know, but I guess you could say that there's no punch line."
Get absolutely rickrolled.
Pho queue.
And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue?
Pho queue.
Alkaline
She sent me to the end of the queue
"Pho queue"
Pho queue
He's a buccaneer
I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.
The waiter asked me to join the line.
I ask him "whaat... ?"
He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"
She had to walk over 10 aisles a day to get it
there is no punch line
When I got there, the queue was going all the way out the door.
I decided to go home instead, it wasn't worth the long weight.
First in never out.
Nothing because he was never around.
Queue sad audience "awwww"
I went to the World Drinks fair last week, and I got there a bit early.
The supervisor was dashing around everywhere trying to help get booths, tables and queue ropes set up, and I saw someone come up and say a few words to him. I watched this man break down in front of me. He crumpled to the floor and began sobbing uncontrollably. As a good citizen of the earth, I had to try to console him, so I went up and asked him if he was going to be okay. What did he reply?
[answer in comments]
*This is OC so I'm editing the delivery to try and make it roll off better, I'd appreciate feedback. This joke and a few less original ones are gonna get me a girlfriend this new years.*
But was arrested for human trafficking.
He told him to que back.
Are you in a pho queue?
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