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12 question type jokes and hilarious question type puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about question type that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Question Type Short Jokes

Short question type jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The question type humour may include short story type jokes also.

  1. I asked my friend what type of internet he had in a Discord chat, He said, "Com..." I asked, "What did you say?" It turns out his internet went out while he was answering my question.
  2. People think Steven Hawking is so clever but when you ask him a question and he is typing his answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the internet.?
  3. There are 3 types of olive oil. v**... Olive Oil
    Extra v**... Olive Oil
    And Olive Oil with a questionable past

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Question Type One Liners

Which question type one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with question type? I can suggest the ones about question and thinking question.

  1. [OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about question type can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of question type puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Question Type Jokes

What funny jokes about question type you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean question answer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make question type prank.

A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study.

He sees a sign indicating the nationality of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an Americans brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a Japaneese brain?"
"ten dollars an ounce."
"How much for a Frenchmen's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a Frenchmen's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many French men we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"

The colonel rides again...

There was a knock on the door and the colonel opened it to see a young woman standing there. I don't know if you remember me colonel ... . Course I do gel, you're from the village, Jenkins' daughter, went off to university, well done, what can I do for you ? Well, I'm in my last year now, studying psychology you know, and I'm doing a paper on s**... in pensioners and I wondered if I could ask you some personal questions ? Course you can gel, nothing shocks me, old army type and all, ask away . Excellent, may I ask you when you last made love ? Mmmmm .. that would be 1945 . Oh colonel you have shocked ME, such a long time ago ! Don't see why gel, it's only 2100 now !

One day a husband and wife decided...

They won't use the word "s**..." in front of their child anymore, instead they would use "type/typing" to denote that.
So, one day the husband was feeling some need so told his kid to ask her mother if she could type a letter for her. The kid asked his mother. She told him to tell his father that typewriter is broken now.
The day after that father told the kid to ask the same question. Mother replied, that the typewriter isn't in perfect condition.
Next day mom told the kid to tell his dad that the typewriter is perfect and the letter can be written now.
Father replied, that letter was very urgent, so he has already written it by hand instead !

This could happen to you.

This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions."

A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when

he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you? '
Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, ' Doin ' just fine! '
And the other person says:
' So what are you up to? '
What kind of question is that? At that point, he was thinking this is too bizarre so he said: ' Uhhh, I ' m like you, just sitting here. '
At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question: ' Can I come over? '
Ok, the question was just too weird and he figured he could politely end the conversation by saying: 'No........I ' m a little busy right now!!! '
Then the person said, nervously:
'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back. There ' s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! '...

Migraine headaches

There was this guy who constantly get migraine headaches, he tried all different type of drugs and it didn't work for him. So he decided to go to the specialist. He told the doctor about his migraine and also let him know he tried all the drugs that are available in market but they still didn't help him. Doctor said "I know what you mean, I had the same problem, but I did something out of ordinary and it worked. Whenever I get headaches I go down on my wife and give her best o**... s**.... When she about to c**... she squeezes my head with her thighs and its been helping me with my headaches. And you should try it out."
After couple of months doctor meets that guy on street and asks him I haven't seen you for long time after your visit, how's your headaches?
The guy said your technique really worked, but I just have one question who made that portrait of you and your wife top of your bed?

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetics... Unfortunately I am not the creative type.
What I want to do is have some sort of riddle, just to see what types of answers students come up with..... Laughing makes grading exams much more enjoyable.
Any good ideas?

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The impact of these question type jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.