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I walked through the front door after work and our parrot said "Don't tell my husband", which I thought was rather peculiar.
So I walked upstairs to my wife, whose lipstick was smudged, her skirt a mess, and face covered in sweat.
"Everything ok?" she asked, flustered.
"Honey," I said, "I've got a question to ask you..."
"Yes! Sure!" she panicked, straightening her clothes, "What is it?"
I said, "Since when was our parrot married?"
Physics Student Question: A parrot was sitting on an elephant ... So the elephant died. Prove that, how is it possible?
Physics Student's Answer: Think,
The name of the elephant is parrot and parrot
Name 'elephant' [proven]
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
The thief was cracking the safe...
in a warehouse. Suddenly, a parrot in the rafters squawked "Hey! What'cha doin' down there?"
The thief waited a bit, but nothing else happened, so he went back to work on the safe. Occasionally, the parrot would repeat his question.
After 15 minutes or so, he feels hot air on his ear. He looks over to see a huge Rottweiler sitting next to him, panting. He waits a few minutes, but the dog does nothing. After working on the safe a while longer, he feels hot air on his other ear. Yep, there's a Rottweiler on that side, too, but the dog does nothing. All the while, the parrot says "Hey! What'cha doing down there?"
Feeling brave, the thief asks "Can't you say anything else?" to the parrot.
The parrot answers "Yeah! Sic 'em, boys!"
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