Quest Jokes
94 quest jokes and hilarious quest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Quest Short Jokes
Short quest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quest humour may include short contest jokes also.
- Have you heard about that new zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves? Search for the link below.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Paladin: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my axe!
The Necromancer: And your father! - A man exclaims, "I would die to fulfill my quest.. to create the perfect grain blend. I would make.. ..the ultimate sack of rice."
- I am 15 and my GF is 30 Can I still do quests with her or our levels too far apart?
I'm new to World of Warcraft - What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission
- A friend set off on a quest to bring transparency to the world. I've not seen him since.
- I bust a nut in her eye... So she could see where I'm coming from.
* This is still my favorite A Tribe Called Quest lyric to date. - I once met a recovering crack addict He couldn't stay clean for more than a day. His quest for sobriety was a pipe dream.
- I like my women like I like my fetch quests. Unoriginal, not very deep, and they get REALLY boring once you've done them a couple times.
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Quest One Liners
Which quest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quest? I can suggest the ones about seek and quiz.
- Why couldn't the wizard go on his quest? He had a staff infection
- What did the Main Quest of Oblivion cost? Two Septims.
- Jeffrey Epstein plays mmo for... Sui side quests.
- How do you call a quest for transgender people? a transmission
- What do A Tribe Called Quest and margarine have in common? It's like butter, baby.
- If I had invented Quest Bars... I would have made them really difficult to find.
- Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
- Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart.
The Funniest Quest Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about quest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean challenge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quest pranks.
Question: Do yo know what America does with all it's circumcision's.
Answer: We send them to Cuba where they grow dictators
A question for your doctor
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you...
Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.
Question about The Catcher in the Rye
In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.
Question about storytelling.
If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?
There's a question in the exam that said,
"What is the past tense of 'think'?"
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong
Apparently the third answer "it's not the dress" isn't right either.
There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth?
Two marks.
The Kindergartener's Question
Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"
Question to a crying child
Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail?
A: Beats me
Question about a song:
Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?
$50 for three questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"
What question would confuse a t**... who used to be a woman?
"Have you ever been abroad?"
A question from an agnostic dyslexic
Is there Dog?
Question and Answer
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements
Asking a question
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
What comes after Z?
A question mark.
She said yes!
Unfortunately, the question was "Are you sure you want to break up?"
She said yes..
Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely r**...'
[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go?
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it.
There was some gold in there.
Question in a Soviet radio.
"What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"
My ex girlfriend was like a pirate's quest...
...she had a sunken chest and always kept me searching for the b**....
What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?
Would you like ketchup with your chips?
Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?
Discuss.
Serious question here...
Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
question funny
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
–
Bill Murray
A question about flatulence.
If you die due to a lack of breathable air caused by flatulence, is the Cause of Death "a**...-phyxiation"?
How does one question the sanity of the fastest man alive?
U Sain Bolt?
I'm questioning my s**... orientation.
I can't think straight.
What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?
Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?
Question: Can the President fire the Director of the FBI?
Yes, of course. If he can put Trump in office, President Putin can certainly fire Comey too.
Why is everybody questioning Trump's integrity?
He is not taking the salary usually given by the United States to be the President. He honestly feels he should not be paid by more than one government.
What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam?
If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?
A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above
I have a question for you anime fans.
Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
Question about baby expert Dr. Spock
Given that Dr. Benjamin Spock was one of the leading experts in pregnancy and early childhood, having written a famous book (BABY & CHILD CARE) for expecting & new mothers on taking care of their babies...
Would it be correct to call Dr. Spock a Mother-FAQer?
Please help: I have a question...
I have a question for Stephen Hawking but whenever I call him I can only reach his answering machine.
I have a question about tampons
Do they call it Tampax Pearl because it goes in their clam?
I have a question
If I make dad jokes without being a dad, does that make me a faux pa?
A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y
A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.
no further questions, your honor
Attorney: Why didn't you help, when this total stranger beat up your wife ?
Culprit: I thought, he would be able to do it alone.
Three questions to a lawyer . . .
A man called up a lawyer and asked: How much would you charge to answer three questions?
The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: Two thousand dollars plus tax.
TWO THOUSAND! cries the man. That's a bit expensive, isn't it?
Yes, I suppose it is, said the lawyer. After thinking a moment longer, he added: So what's your third question?
The question of Monica Lewinsky:
Did she blow a sitting U.S. president or blow him while standing?
question
can you can a can in a can ?
if you can a can in a can , can the can can you in a can
For the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" someone was the first person to say the glass is half full. While their name is forever lost, historians, theoligans and philosophers shall refer to them as...
Optimist Prime.
Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
*My brother-in-law told me this one!
Question
James and Kumar were having a conversation when James asked Kumar a question.
J: what mouse walks on two legs?
K:(thinking hard).....ummm....I don't know
J: it's Mickey mouse you idiot
K: oh...ok
James then asks another question
J: which duck walks on two legs
K: this one's easy...it's Donald duck
J:all ducks walk on two legs you d**....
K:.....
What's the best question to ask an avowed socialist?
Can I borrow $100?
If you're questioning your sexuality...
You probably aren't thinking straight.
To what question does an idiot not know the answer?
This one.
A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
Did anyone see the questions on that math test?
It was in tenths!
A very serious question.
If your uncle jack helps you off an elephant, will you help your uncle j**... an elephant?
Question
Who is s**... and why did my uncle offend him?
Just a question for people that put the face mask when they're alone in their car,
Do you put the c**... when you're alone in bed?
[OC] A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.
She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:
"There are no s**... quest shuns; only s**... dancers."
Kanye West
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
I questioned my sister and my cousin about any i**... in the family
She didn't know of any
A question for every single person on earth . . .
. . . What's it like being single?
Are you a question?
Because I'd like to ask you out.
What question can Alexa not answer?
Why are you unplugged?
Question: If it's not funny, is it still a joke?
Answer: In the case of Amy Schumer, yes.
I have a question for only fans users
Why don't you get air conditioning instead
What's is the #1 question asked after Brexit?
UK?
I have just one question for my car's gas cap…
Whose side are you on?
I have a few questions about the Buck Rogers TV series from 1979.
Never mind. I'll check Twikipedia.
What question does a pencil ponder on?
2B or not 2B
Never questioning lgbtq's ever again
They never give me a straight answer.
(Idk if this has been done or is overused pls I'm not a dad either I just like dad jokes)
what question did the Mexican pig ask the other Mexican pig?
Porque
Question for Thomas Edison...
What went off in your head before you invented the lightbulb?
What is the first question on the Canadian Citizenship Exam?
Who's sorry now?
Questions
At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.o**... asked: If our c**... doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground? The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: The rest of your life.
