The Best 21 Queso Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Queso jokes. There are some queso frijoles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these queso guacamole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Queso Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

I bought two jars of queso instead of one...

The other one is just in queso-mergency.

Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

Queso joke, Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits.

Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.

Earlier today, my friend was in the kitchen and spilled hot queso all over her feet.

Guess she had Tostitos.


What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach

Turns out it was a bad queso gas.

Queso joke, I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach

Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash?

In queso emergency.

Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese?

Because they were told, only use in queso emergency

A Mexican went to a Halloween party dressed as a yellow triangle.

Someone asked, Are you cheese? The Mexican replies, I queso.

Why did the man carry cheese dip with him?

In Queso emergency...... i should go to bed...

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Did you hear the one about the detective that found a lost jar of cheese dip in the fridge?

He cracked that cold queso...

I asked a Mexican if he wanted cheese on his burger.

He replied, "I queso."

How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?

On a queso by queso basis.

My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school

She graduated Summa Con Queso.

Two Spanish cheeses are having an argument. One turns to the other and says, "Queso, what's the problem?"

That's nacho concern.

Queso joke, Two Spanish cheeses are having an argument. One turns to the other and says, "Queso, what's the prob

Someone asked why I keep a bunch of cheese in my pocket

I said it's there in queso emergency

Whenever I travel to Mexico, I always pack more cheese than I think I'll need.

Just in queso.

What's Captain Picard's first instruction to his employees, in anticipation of the Friday evening crowds at a Mexican restaurant that he supervises?

*** Make queso, number one. ***


Just came across my first Mexican cheese - http://www.chen.com.mx/

Nobody expects the Spanish en queso chen

Okay, so?

Oh! Queso.

Sorry that was cheesey.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the queso mozzarella jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working queso quesadilla piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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