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Queso Jokes

31 queso jokes and hilarious queso puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about queso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is about cheesy queso jokes that will make you laugh.

Funniest Queso Short Jokes

Short queso jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The queso humour may include short nacho cheese jokes also.

  1. When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits. Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.
  2. Earlier today, my friend was in the kitchen and spilled hot queso all over her feet. Guess she had Tostitos.
  3. Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese? Because they were told, only use in queso emergency
  4. A Mexican went to a Halloween party dressed as a yellow triangle. Someone asked, Are you cheese? The Mexican replies, I queso.
  5. Did you hear the one about the detective that found a lost jar of cheese dip in the fridge? He cracked that cold queso...
  6. Two Spanish cheeses are having an argument. One turns to the other and says, "Queso, what's the problem?" That's nacho concern.
  7. All employees at the local cheese factory are trained for if the cheese melter breaks.. ..They're trained for the worst queso-nario.
  8. Someone asked why I keep a bunch of cheese in my pocket I said it's there in queso emergency
  9. Whenever I travel to Mexico, I always pack more cheese than I think I'll need. Just in queso.
  10. Just came across my first Mexican cheese - http://www.chen.com.mx/ Nobody expects the Spanish en queso chen

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Queso One Liners

Which queso one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with queso? I can suggest the ones about cheddar cheese and pizza.

  1. I bought two jars of queso instead of one... The other one is just in queso-mergency.
  2. Queso is the perfect food for socialists.... 'cause everybody chips in!
  3. When should you go to a Mexican hospital? In queso of an emergency
  4. What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso.
  5. I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box. I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency
  6. I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach Turns out it was a bad queso gas.
  7. Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash? In queso emergency.
  8. Why did the man carry cheese dip with him? In Queso emergency...... i should go to bed...
  9. I asked a Mexican if he wanted cheese on his burger. He replied, "I queso."
  10. How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients? On a queso by queso basis.
  11. My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school She graduated Summa Con Queso.
  12. Okay, so? Oh! Queso.
    Sorry that was cheesey.
  13. What's a mouse's favorite classic movie? Queso-blanca
  14. Que es eso? *takes a bite*
    Queso!

Queso joke, Que es eso?

Charming Humor Queso Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about queso you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burrito jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make queso pranks.

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"
She steps closer and takes my hand
"Will you be my con queso?"
And before I could even respond ...
"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?

Because m**... was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

Queso joke, My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school