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  1. Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem... The other 96% said "que dijo?"
  2. Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere: Mos Quito
    Que Sadilla
    Scu Bagear
    Syn Tax
    Rev Erse
    Mala Mute
    Trypto Phan
    Cano Nical
    Impo Tent
    Slee Papnea
  3. Fatal French dad joke It's getting kinda rowdy over here so I'm stopping by to de-est-ce que-late the situation.
  4. My Spanish girlfriend wanted a better TV So I arrived home and set it up.
    Turns out she said Por Que instead of 4K.
  5. What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que.
  6. My Mexican cousin who can't speak a word of English just came back from Thailand all bloodied up. I asked him "que paso?" He said muy Thai
  7. I have an Idea! "I have an idea" says my toddler.
    Me: what's your idea?
    Her: a quesadilla! (Ques-idea)
    Her first pun at age 2, I'm so proud!
  8. What did the Spanish guy say to the Portuguese guy he didn't know? Por que geez?
  9. A Canadian saw a man push into a long queue He told him to que back.
  10. Michael Cera has a reputation for being just as awkward as the characters he portrays on the screen. He doesn't let what is said behind his back bother him. Que Cera, Cera is how he lives his life.

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  1. Did you hear about the Mexican racist? Hey tried to join the que que que.
  2. What do you get when you crossbreed a chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.
  3. What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!
  4. What did the unimpressed cheese say? Que... so?
  5. What do you call a group of Mexicans who hate black people? the que que que
  6. What do you call a bunch of racist Mexicans? Que Que Que
  7. What group do Mexican racists join? The Que Que Que.
  8. How do quesadillas solve crimes? They take them ques by ques
  9. My Mexican father is confused about his money. I told him not to invest in that 401 ¿que?
  10. I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The ¿que que que?
  11. Que hacen moscas por ejercicio? dan una vuelta por la manzana
  12. "All people from Wisconsin talk about cheese" "Que, so?"
  13. What do latino supremacists join? The Que Que Que.
  14. Que dijo un mar al otro? ola
  15. What did the Mexican say to the Italian? ¿Que pasta?

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Charming Humor Ques Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about ques you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ques pranks.

Question: Do yo know what America does with all it's circumcision's.

Answer: We send them to Cuba where they grow dictators

A question for your doctor

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you...

Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.

Question about The Catcher in the Rye

In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.

Question about storytelling.

If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?

There's a question in the exam that said,

"What is the past tense of 'think'?"
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong

Apparently the third answer "it's not the dress" isn't right either.

There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth?

Two marks.

The Kindergartener's Question

Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"

Question to a crying child

Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail?
A: Beats me

Question about a song:

Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?

$50 for three questions

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions."
replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"

I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…

If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…

Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel...

...Did they leave a tip?

What question would confuse a t**... who used to be a woman?

"Have you ever been abroad?"

A question from an agnostic dyslexic

Is there Dog?

Question and Answer

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements

Asking a question

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

What comes after Z?

A question mark.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

She said yes!

Unfortunately, the question was "Are you sure you want to break up?"

She said yes..

Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely r**...'

[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it.
There was some gold in there.

I have a question of the most importance!?

If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?

Question everything.


Have a Question about search engines?

Ask Jeeves

Question in a Soviet radio.

"What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips?

Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?


Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop?

Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying.

Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

question funny

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

Bill Murray

A question about flatulence.

If you die due to a lack of breathable air caused by flatulence, is the Cause of Death "a**...-phyxiation"?

How does one question the sanity of the fastest man alive?

U Sain Bolt?

I'm questioning my s**... orientation.

I can't think straight.

What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?

Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?

Question: Can the President fire the Director of the FBI?

Yes, of course. If he can put Trump in office, President Putin can certainly fire Comey too.

Why is everybody questioning Trump's integrity?

He is not taking the salary usually given by the United States to be the President. He honestly feels he should not be paid by more than one government.

What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam?

If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?
A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above

What question does employee grape ask of employer grape?

"Can I get me a raisin?"

queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

I have a question for you anime fans.

Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

Question about baby expert Dr. Spock

Given that Dr. Benjamin Spock was one of the leading experts in pregnancy and early childhood, having written a famous book (BABY & CHILD CARE) for expecting & new mothers on taking care of their babies...
Would it be correct to call Dr. Spock a Mother-FAQer?

Please help: I have a question...

I have a question for Stephen Hawking but whenever I call him I can only reach his answering machine.

A question about Black Twitter memes

Are they considered Dark Humour?

What question do you think Larry Nassar asked all those women that he'll be asked in prison?

How does it feel when I do this?

I have a question about tampons

Do they call it Tampax Pearl because it goes in their clam?

I have a question

If I make dad jokes without being a dad, does that make me a faux pa?

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.

Nobody seems to questions about 'Yes'.

why Not?!

no further questions, your honor

Attorney: Why didn't you help, when this total stranger beat up your wife ?
Culprit: I thought, he would be able to do it alone.

Three questions to a lawyer . . .

A man called up a lawyer and asked: How much would you charge to answer three questions?
The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: Two thousand dollars plus tax.
TWO THOUSAND! cries the man. That's a bit expensive, isn't it?
Yes, I suppose it is, said the lawyer. After thinking a moment longer, he added: So what's your third question?

The question of Monica Lewinsky:

Did she blow a sitting U.S. president or blow him while standing?


Which n**... does the red jumper cable go on again?


can you can a can in a can ?
if you can a can in a can , can the can can you in a can

For the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" someone was the first person to say the glass is half full. While their name is forever lost, historians, theoligans and philosophers shall refer to them as...

Optimist Prime.

Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
*My brother-in-law told me this one!


James and Kumar were having a conversation when James asked Kumar a question.
J: what mouse walks on two legs?
K:(thinking hard).....ummm....I don't know
J: it's Mickey mouse you idiot
K: oh...ok
James then asks another question
J: which duck walks on two legs
K: this one's's Donald duck
J:all ducks walk on two legs you d**....

What's the best question to ask an avowed socialist?

Can I borrow $100?

If you're questioning your sexuality...

You probably aren't thinking straight.

As a paramedic, I've learned that there is something you can never say with a straight face:

I'm having a s**....

To what question does an idiot not know the answer?

This one.

Why are you questioning God's plan?

I'm just being Devil's Advocate.

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

Did anyone see the questions on that math test?

It was in tenths!

A very serious question.

If your uncle jack helps you off an elephant, will you help your uncle j**... an elephant?


Who is s**... and why did my uncle offend him?

Just a question for people that put the face mask when they're alone in their car,

Do you put the c**... when you're alone in bed?

I have a question for blind people:

How are you reading this?

What does somebody say when you ask them a question they don't know the answer to?

I don't know, why are you asking me?

I questioned my sister and my cousin about any i**... in the family

She didn't know of any

A question for every single person on earth . . .

. . . What's it like being single?

Are you a question?

Because I'd like to ask you out.

What question can Alexa not answer?

Why are you unplugged?

What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

Question: If it's not funny, is it still a joke?

Answer: In the case of Amy Schumer, yes.

I have a question for only fans users

Why don't you get air conditioning instead

What's is the #1 question asked after Brexit?


I have just one question for my car's gas cap…

Whose side are you on?

I have a few questions about the Buck Rogers TV series from 1979.

Never mind. I'll check Twikipedia.

What question does a pencil ponder on?

2B or not 2B

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