The Best 68 Ques Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ques jokes. There are some ques rally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ques ment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ques Jokes and Puns

Question: Do yo know what America does with all it's circumcision's.

Answer: We send them to Cuba where they grow dictators

A question for your doctor

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you...

Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.

Ques joke, Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you...

Question about storytelling.

If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?

There's a question in the exam that said,

"What is the past tense of 'think'?"
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong

Apparently the third answer "it's not the dress" isn't right either.

There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth?

Two marks.

Ques joke, There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth?

The Kindergartener's Question

Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the blackβ€”" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"

"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"

Question to a crying child

Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail?

A: Beats me

$50 for three questions

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions."

replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"

In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab.

This is after he discovered that power is work overtime.

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What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman?

"Have you ever been abroad?"

A question from an agnostic dyslexic

Is there Dog?

Question and Answer

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements

Asking a question

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

What comes after Z?

A question mark.

Ques joke, What comes after Z?

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

She said yes!

Unfortunately, the question was "Are you sure you want to break up?"

She said yes..

Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'

[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it.

There was some gold in there.

Question in a Soviet radio.

"What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips?

Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?


Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

question funny

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
Bill Murray

A question about flatulence.

If you die due to a lack of breathable air caused by flatulence, is the Cause of Death "ass-phyxiation"?

How does one question the sanity of the fastest man alive?

U Sain Bolt?

I'm questioning my sexual orientation.

I can't think straight.

What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?

Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?

Question: Can the President fire the Director of the FBI?

Yes, of course. If he can put Trump in office, President Putin can certainly fire Comey too.

Why is everybody questioning Trump's integrity?

He is not taking the salary usually given by the United States to be the President. He honestly feels he should not be paid by more than one government.

What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam?

If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?

A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above

What question does employee grape ask of employer grape?

"Can I get me a raisin?"

Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

I have a question for you anime fans.

Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

Question about baby expert Dr. Spock

Given that Dr. Benjamin Spock was one of the leading experts in pregnancy and early childhood, having written a famous book (BABY & CHILD CARE) for expecting & new mothers on taking care of their babies...

Would it be correct to call Dr. Spock a Mother-FAQer?

Please help: I have a question...

I have a question for Stephen Hawking but whenever I call him I can only reach his answering machine.

A question about Black Twitter memes

Are they considered Dark Humour?

I like my quesadillas the way I like my puns.


I have a question about tampons

Do they call it Tampax Pearl because it goes in their clam?

I have a question

If I make dad jokes without being a dad, does that make me a faux pa?

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

No, your majesty. But my father was.

Nobody seems to questions about 'Yes'.

why Not?!

no further questions, your honor

Attorney: Why didn't you help, when this total stranger beat up your wife ?

Culprit: I thought, he would be able to do it alone.

Three questions to a lawyer . . .

A man called up a lawyer and asked: How much would you charge to answer three questions?

The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: Two thousand dollars plus tax.

TWO THOUSAND! cries the man. That's a bit expensive, isn't it?

Yes, I suppose it is, said the lawyer. After thinking a moment longer, he added: So what's your third question?

The question of Monica Lewinsky:

Did she blow a sitting U.S. president or blow him while standing?


Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?


can you can a can in a can ?
if you can a can in a can , can the can can you in a can

For the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" someone was the first person to say the glass is half full. While their name is forever lost, historians, theoligans and philosophers shall refer to them as...

Optimist Prime.

Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!

*My brother-in-law told me this one!


James and Kumar were having a conversation when James asked Kumar a question.

J: what mouse walks on two legs?

K:(thinking hard).....ummm....I don't know

J: it's Mickey mouse you idiot

K: oh...ok

James then asks another question

J: which duck walks on two legs

K: this one's's Donald duck

J:all ducks walk on two legs you dipshit.


What's the best question to ask an avowed socialist?

Can I borrow $100?

If you're questioning your sexuality...

You probably aren't thinking straight.

To what question does an idiot not know the answer?

This one.

Why are you questioning God's plan?

I'm just being Devil's Advocate.

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

Did anyone see the questions on that math test?

It was in tenths!

A very serious question.

If your uncle jack helps you off an elephant, will you help your uncle jack off an elephant?


Who is sex and why did my uncle offend him?

Just a question for people that put the face mask when they're alone in their car,

Do you put the condom when you're alone in bed?

Let's see where this goes...

Q. What did one question say to the other?
A. What did one question say to the other?

I questioned my sister and my cousin about any incest in the family

She didn't know of any

A question for every single person on earth . . .

. . . What's it like being single?

Are you a question?

Because I'd like to ask you out.

What question can Alexa not answer?

Why are you unplugged?

What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

Question: If it's not funny, is it still a joke?

Answer: In the case of Amy Schumer, yes.

I have a question for only fans users

Why don't you get air conditioning instead

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ques vot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ques cont piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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