The Best 6 Query Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Query jokes. There are some query asked jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these query postulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Query Jokes and Puns

What do you call a gay question?

a query.

An SQL query walks into a bar ...

Walks up to two tables and says: "CAN I JOIN YOU?"

For the geeks

An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can i join you?'

A group of students are learning about databases in their IT class...

Their teacher asks them "How do you raise a query?"

From the back of a class a boy shouts out "Ask Jason's mom!".

An SQL query walks into a bar

and starts dropping names


What did the database admin say when he recovered a corrupted database?

Keep calm and query on.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the query aardvark jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working query sql piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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