Quentin Tarantino Jokes

Funniest Quentin Tarantino Short Jokes

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1. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't make that here." Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
   He gets up and leaves.
   He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver.
2. What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella? a three and a half minute extended director's cut of the slipper scene
3. What should Quentin Tarantino do if he's tested positive for coronavirus? Tent-in Quarantino.
4. What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino? Pulp Fiction
   
5. Why can't Quentin Tarantino go on an airplane? Because the pilot mentions "30,000 feet" and he goes absolutely crazy.
6. Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot.
7. Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
8. If Quentin Tarantino made a detective mystery movie, what would it be called? Something is Afoot
9. Quentin Tarantino went fishing, and he almost landed a pretty good catch. Unfortunately, it got away because his footing was extremely bad. Seems he was slipping in glorious bass turds.
10. What did Quentin Tarantino say when he finally remembered his favorite musical instrument? Oh, my theremin!

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Quentin Tarantino One Liners

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1. The barman says Why the non-linear structure? Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
2. Do you think Quentin Tarantino likes the taste of victory? Or does he prefer defeat?
3. What are Quentin Tarantino's favorite chips? Salt and vinigger

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