Quench Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

Winning Blonde !!!

A beautiful blonde walks into a casino and over to a soda machine and arrives there just before a business man who's come to quench his thirst. She opens her purse and puts in 50 cents , studies the machine , presses the Diet Coke selection , and out comes a Diet coke , which she places on a counter by the machine. Then she reaches in her purse again and pulls out a dollar and inserts it in the machine.Studying the machine carefully, she presses the button for coca cola classic and out came a coke classic and 50 cents change.She takes the 50 cents and puts it in the machine , studies for a moment , and presses the sprite button.Out comes a sprite. As she is reaching into her purse again , the business man who has been waiting patiently for several minutes,speaks up"Excuse me miss , but are you done yet?" She looks at him and indignantly replies,"Well, Duh! I'm like , still winning!"

Earlier today I really needed a drink to quench my thirst and apple juice wasn't really doing it for me

but OJ did it

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

"I teach you the goober quench!"

girl you're like the water in flint, michigan

you quench my thirst but i know you'll slowly kill me

What are the funniest quench jokes of all time?

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