The Best 14 Quebec Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quebec jokes. There are some quebec nunavut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quebec territory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quebec Jokes and Puns

I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice....

but he's having Nunavut.

With cannabis being legal for over a year in canada, every province has access to weed except Quebec.

They only get oui'd

Quebec, Canada is currently experiencing record breaking flooding

It's a good thing frogs can swim

Quebec joke, Quebec, Canada is currently experiencing record breaking flooding

A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....

A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.

the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"

the genie claps his fingers and says "here, done"

the one from Newfoundland aks "is your wall waterproof?"
"uhh yeah?" responded the guy from quebec

"fill her up"

Two Canadians in Kentucky

So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.

Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously The oilman from Alberta says

No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee! The guy from Quebec retorts.

They stop at a Burger King for lunch while they're in town. How do you pronounce the name of this place? Say it real slow, we're having an argument we want you to settle.

The kid at the counter takes a deep breath and says… burr-gerr-king

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Quebec lovers

Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style?

So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!

Quebec joke, Quebec lovers

What's a tacky store for left handed merchandise in Quebec or Paris called?

How Gauche.

How did the English cheerleaders get hired by the Quebec ice hockey team?

They were the best ones at forming a Q.

What do you call someone from Quebec who's still a virgin

Canada Dry

Why was there a russian spy in Quebec?

He wanted to find a good Putin recipe.

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I was trying to convince these Canadian cannibals to try someone from Quebec for a change...

But they were having Nunavut.

It's winter in Quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice

And un deux trois quatre cinq

If Russia declared war on Quebec

It would be Putin versus Poutine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quebec canadian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quebec explorers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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