Quebec Jokes
17 quebec jokes and hilarious quebec puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quebec that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Quebec Short Jokes
Short quebec jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quebec humour may include short territory jokes also.
- I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut.
- Quebec, Canada is currently experiencing record breaking flooding It's a good thing frogs can swim
- Why was the newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
- How did the English cheerleaders get hired by the Quebec ice hockey team? They were the best ones at forming a Q.
- I was trying to convince these Canadian cannibals to try someone from Quebec for a change... But they were having Nunavut.
- With cannabis being legal for over a year in canada, every province has access to w**... except Quebec. They only get oui'd
- Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love d**...?
So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time! - It's winter in Quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice And un deux t**... quatre cinq
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Quebec One Liners
Which quebec one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quebec? I can suggest the ones about province and invade.
- What's a tacky store for left handed merchandise in Quebec or Paris called? How Gauche.
- Why was there a russian spy in Quebec? He wanted to find a good Putin recipe.
- If Russia declared war on Quebec It would be Putin versus Poutine
- Where do they keep all the trees in Quebec? Between da twos and da fours.
- In support of France, Canada opens new French province called "Quebec."
- What do you call someone from Quebec who's still a v**... Canada Dry
Cheerful Fun Quebec Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about quebec you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean explorer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quebec pranks.
A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....
A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.
the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"
the genie claps his fingers and says "here, done"
the one from Newfoundland aks "is your wall waterproof?"
"uhh yeah?" responded the guy from quebec
"fill her up"
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously The oilman from Alberta says
No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee! The guy from Quebec retorts.
They stop at a Burger King for lunch while they're in town. How do you pronounce the name of this place? Say it real slow, we're having an argument we want you to settle.
The kid at the counter takes a deep breath and says… burr-gerr-king
