Quasimodo Jokes
33 quasimodo jokes and hilarious quasimodo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quasimodo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these hilarious Quasimodo jokes inspired by the classic novel The Hunchback of Notre-Dame by Victor Hugo! Whether you're a fan of the hunchback of the Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris or the famous detective, you will love these joke gems.
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Funniest Quasimodo Short Jokes
Short quasimodo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quasimodo humour may include short hunchback jokes also.
- It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
- Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly.
- But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor? Oh, it's just a hunch...
Sorry. - Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you. - Quasimodo finally retired from his job today... He left with a lump sum and 30 years back pay.
- Quasi-modo walks up to an ice cream truck Quasi: Mr. Whippy with sprinkles please!
Vendor: Crushed nuts?
Quasi: No, bad back... - I don't remember all the characters' names from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame" but Quasimodo rings a bell.
- "I think I have something seriously wrong with my spine" said Quasimodo "What makes you think that?" asked Esmeralda.
"Just a hunch" - I really like Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame He has an interesting backstory and a good character arc.
- What did Quasimodo give his wife for Christmas? A wok. He thought it would help her iron his shirts.
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Quasimodo One Liners
Which quasimodo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quasimodo? I can suggest the ones about cathedral and detective.
- What does Quasimodo drive? The Hatchback of Notre Dame
- Why did Quasimodo make such a great detective? He always had a hunch.
- How did Quasimodo know that Esmeralda wasn't in love with him? He had a hunch.
- Where did Quasimodo keep his rabbits? In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.
- how did the detective know that quasimodo was the killer? he had a hunch.
- Which actor could never play Quasimodo? Humpfree Bogart
- Quasimodo. That name rings a bell.
- Q: Did you hear that Quasimodo is on strike? A: Doesn't ring a bell!
- Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
- Shoulders, Head, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes! Stop that! Sing it right Quasimodo!
- Where does Quasimodo keep his food? The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
- How did the Paris police find Quasimodo? They followed a hunch
- Did you hear about Quasimodo investigating that kidnapping? He had a hunch.
- What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!
- Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?
Uproarious Quasimodo Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about quasimodo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clergy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quasimodo pranks.
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Quasimodo is about to ring the bell for 3pm when the rope snaps.
He knows he has to ring it but doesn't know how. Then he has an idea. He takes a big run up and uses his face to ring it. Bloodied and cut he does it again. Battered and bruised he does it one more time, but the bell swings back and knocks him off the tower down to the floor below.
Lying dead in a b**... heap, he's surrounded by towns people. o**... says "who's that?"
His pal said "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
A rather old one.
Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."
