Quasi Jokes
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Quasimodo is about to ring the bell for 3pm when the rope snaps.
He knows he has to ring it but doesn't know how. Then he has an idea. He takes a big run up and uses his face to ring it. Bloodied and cut he does it again. Battered and bruised he does it one more time, but the bell swings back and knocks him off the tower down to the floor below.
Lying dead in a b**... heap, he's surrounded by towns people. o**... says "who's that?"
His pal said "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?
Oh, it's just a hunch...
Sorry.
What does Quasimodo drive?
The Hatchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo finally retired from his job today...
He left with a lump sum and 30 years back pay.
Why did Quasimodo make such a great detective?
He always had a hunch.
How did Quasimodo know that Esmeralda wasn't in love with him?
He had a hunch.
Where did Quasimodo keep his rabbits?
In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.
Quasi-modo walks up to an ice cream truck
Quasi: Mr. Whippy with sprinkles please!
Vendor: Crushed nuts?
Quasi: No, bad back...
Quasimodo.
That name rings a bell.
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