The Best 14 Quartz Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quartz jokes. There are some quartz basalt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quartz granite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quartz Jokes and Puns

I asked an attractive geologist if she wanted to go on a date this weekend but she told me that she doesn't date...

she quartz.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?

They got tired of being taken for granite

Quartz joke, Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?

Came up with this on the spot tonight

Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".

Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband?

She says he took her for Granite

the motor in my watch stopped running

I'm down a quartz

How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

By taking advantage of the quartz system.

Quartz joke, How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz

He was charged with manufacture of crystal math

Does silicon make pretty crystals

Of quartz it does

Watch the Elephant

What does an elephant have in common with a Seiko watch?

They both come in quartz.

How is an elephant like a wristwatch?

They both come in quartz.

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What did the sand in the hourglass say to the quartz in the wristwatch?

"You rock!"

What do you call a rock that can shoot 3-pointers?

Basketball Quartz

How do geologists measure volume?


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