Quartz Jokes

24 quartz jokes and hilarious quartz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quartz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Quartz Short Jokes

Short quartz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quartz humour may include short granite jokes also.

  1. I asked an attractive geologist if she wanted to go on a date this weekend but she told me that she doesn't date... she quartz.
  2. Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together? They got tired of being taken for granite
  3. My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
  4. Watch the Elephant What does an elephant have in common with a Seiko watch?
    They both come in quartz.

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Quartz One Liners

Which quartz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quartz? I can suggest the ones about marble and crystal.

  1. Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite.
  2. Quartz countertops are very unappreciated Most people take them for granite
  3. Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite
  4. How did the geologist win his lawsuit? By taking advantage of the quartz system.
  5. the motor in my watch stopped running I'm down a quartz
  6. Does silicon make pretty crystals Of quartz it does
  7. How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz.
  8. What did the sand in the hourglass say to the quartz in the wristwatch? "You rock!"
  9. What do you call a rock that can shoot 3-pointers? Basketball Quartz
  10. How do geologists measure volume? Quartz.
  11. What's the most common STI among watch makers? g**... quartz.

Quartz joke, What's the most common STI among watch makers?

Comical Quartz Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about quartz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quark jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quartz pranks.

Came up with this on the spot tonight

Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".

Quartz joke, What did the sand in the hourglass say to the quartz in the wristwatch?