The Best 6 Quarts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quarts jokes. There are some quarts packet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quarts ounce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quarts Jokes and Puns

What is grey and comes in quarts?

An elephant

What's gray and comes in quarts?


The last thing my grandfather told me was Quarts! Litres! Gallons!

That spoke volumes.

Inspired by a recent ELI5: "Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres", I present this oldie...

Q: What comes in quarts?



A: Elephants

What's white and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

How are elephants like cream?

They both come in quarts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quarts quart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quarts litre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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