Quarterly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quarterly jokes. Read quarterly quarter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quarterly roll of quarters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Quarterly Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...

They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."

Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats

In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof.

On the topic of good and bad news from the doctor...

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news for you!

Patient: So whats the good news?

Doctor: You won't have to pay anything for this visit!

Patient, confused: And the bad news?

Doctor: Well, we issue our bills quarterly, you'll be long dead by then.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

How often do washing machines get paid?


Had my quarterly evaluation meeting with manager...

.. got screwtinized.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the quarterly annually puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working quarterly penniless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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