Hilarious Quarterly Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...
They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."
Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats
In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof.
On the topic of good and bad news from the doctor...
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news for you!
Patient: So whats the good news?
Doctor: You won't have to pay anything for this visit!
Patient, confused: And the bad news?
Doctor: Well, we issue our bills quarterly, you'll be long dead by then.
Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
How often do washing machines get paid?
Quarterly
Had my quarterly evaluation meeting with manager...
.. got screwtinized.
