Quarry Jokes

Funniest Quarry Short Jokes

Short quarry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quarry humour may include short coal mining jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
2. My joke of the day Did you hear of the quarry that went out of buiness?
   It hit rock bottom.
3. You know, Dwayne Johnson was always a special kid... In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.
4. Quarry I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!" "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"
5. My wife just had to have a house on the quarry... Ever since then our relationship has been on the rocks.
6. I was walking through a quarry... and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"
   "Boulder" he replied. So I puffed my chest out and shouted "THAT'S A BIG ROCK!"

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Quarry One Liners

Which quarry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quarry? I can suggest the ones about cave and quartz.

1. What do you call an underage who works in a quarry? A Miner.
2. I just quit my job at the quarry they took worker safety for granite.
3. What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine.
4. My mate and I went to the local quarry to play football. I won 3-2 on aggregate.
5. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs inside a quarry? Rocky!
6. Now Hiring: Wizard Mining Supervisor Sirius in quarries only.
7. What you call Brad Pitt when he's s**...? A Quarry.

Amusing & Witty Quarry Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about quarry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quarry pranks.