The Best 16 Quarry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quarry jokes. There are some quarry miner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quarry stone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quarry Jokes and Puns

I got a new job at a quarry today, and the foreman was showing me around when

I saw this huge rock. I told him, "Wow! That's a really big rock!"
"Boulder." He says.
**"WOW!!!! THATS A REALLY MASSIVE ROCK,"** I say while puffing my chest out.

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

What do you call an underage who works in a quarry?

A Miner.

Quarry joke, What do you call an underage who works in a quarry?

My joke of the day

Did you hear of the quarry that went out of buiness?
It hit rock bottom.

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I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!" "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"


You know, Dwayne Johnson was always a special kid...

In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.

Bush, Obama, and Trump go on a hunting trip.

Their hunting guide instructs them to find and follow tracks and they should be able to find their quarry.

Bush follows some tracks and gets a bear. Obama follows some tracks and gets a deer.

Trump follows some tracks and gets hit by a train.

Quarry joke, Bush, Obama, and Trump go on a hunting trip.

My wife just had to have a house on the quarry...

Ever since then our relationship has been on the rocks.

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

A bunch of rocks go to a bar...

The bartender sees them as they come towards him to order drinks, and notices that they are have crystals inside them.

'Where y'all from?' the bartender asks

One of the rocks steps up. 'We're from the local quarry a few blocks away.'

The bartender raises his eyebrows.

'Sorry, we don't serve mine ores.'

My mate and I went to the local quarry to play football.

I won 3-2 on aggregate.

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Did you here about the quarry that went out of business?

They hit rock bottom.

Why the quarry worker dislike his boss?

Because he kept taking his work for granite.

What you call Brad Pitt when he's stoned?

A Quarry.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs inside a quarry?

Rocky!

I was walking through a quarry...

and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"
"Boulder" he replied. So I puffed my chest out and shouted "THAT'S A BIG ROCK!"

Quarry joke, I was walking through a quarry...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quarry pebble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quarry slabs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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