The Best 12 Quarks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quarks jokes. There are some quarks neutrino jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quarks physicists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quarks Jokes and Puns

Two hadrons are walking down the street

Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, what's wrong Baryon?

Baryon sobs, Everybody says I'm odd.

Meson tries his best to cheer him up. Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!

Did you hear about the weird physicist?

He's a lovely guy but he's got some strange quarks.

What did the two up quarks in a proton say to the thrid?

Oh yeah, thanks

Quarks joke, What did the two up quarks in a proton say to the thrid?

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks...

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks. The scientist replies "Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom"

The student says "I think you missed one?" The scientist replies "Huh, thats Strange."

Quantum physics has its ups and downs

But it all quarks out in the end


Two atoms

One atom says to the other, "you're a weird dude. You know that?" The other atom responds "hey man, we all have some quarks."

The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.

It was his meson scène.

Quarks joke, The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.

If we could put bread in a particle collider...

We could discover new quarks and glutons.

Why are atoms weird?

They have their quarks

Did you know that corks come from trees?

Son-"Hey dad, did you know that corks come from trees?
Dad- "No son, Quarks come from particle accelerators"

How do you attach two quarks together?

Simple! It's just a glue-on!

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Why are quarks good at group collages?

Gluons.

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