Quantum Physicist Jokes
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Funniest Quantum Physicist Short Jokes
Short quantum physicist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quantum physicist humour may include short quantum physics jokes also.
- I saw two lesbian quantum physicists in a super position. It was a double-slit experiment.
- I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
- Why are quantum physicists such bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. And if they do find the momentum, then they can't find the position.
- Some quantum physicists play twister at a party Later that day, one of them spontaneously flattens and three seconds later the other is hit by a car: they were still entangled.
- A man asked a quantum physicist what his opinion on Quantum Superpositions was. He replied, "Ah well, I'm neither here nor there."
- Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
- What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over? "Because I saw so."
- What was the Quantum Physicists reason for leaving her partner? She just needed some time and space.
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Quantum Physicist One Liners
Which quantum physicist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quantum physicist? I can suggest the ones about theoretical physicist and quantum.
- Why did the quantum physicist have such toned abs? Because they planck constant.
- What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist? Walk the Planck
- What's a quantum physicist's favorite trend? Plancking.
- What do you call a Quantum Physicist's signature? A wave function.
- What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrödinger's cut
- I might become a quantum physicist... But that's just a possibility.
- What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything
- Quantum physicists have the best s**.... They know all the super positions.
Quantum Physicist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about quantum physicist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quantum mechanics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quantum physicist pranks.
A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.
"What's your favourite flavour?" asks the friend.
"Charm," replies the physicist.
His friend looks at him.
"Why is it that whenever I ask you a question," begins the friend, "your answer is always strange?"
"Well it's strange *now*," the physicist protests, "shouldn't have waited a picosecond."
Physicist Joke
That is an oldy we told told each other while doing our master in Quantum Physic :
Q: what does a physicist with job tells to a physicist without job ?
A: Sir, do you want french fries with your order ?
A physicist asks his friend want to test out my new quantum computer?
Friend agrees, sits down and quite impressed says oh wow, would you look at that
Physicist: Great... I guess I need to get a new one
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What do a h**... and a quantum physicist have in common?
Both do their work in natural units.
A physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week...
He always orders an ice cream sundae and offers one to the empty stool next to him.
One day the owner asks, "Why do you do that?"
The physicist replies, "Well, the laws of quantum mechanics teach us that there is a possibility that the matter above this stool will spontaneously transform into a beautiful woman who will accept my offer of an ice cream and fall in love with me".
The owner says, "We have beautiful women come in here all the time. Why don't you offer one of them an ice cream and maybe she'll fall in love with you".
And the physicist replies, "Yeah, but what are the odds of THAT happening?
Science jokes
Thought i'd make a post compiling a few of my favourite science jokes. You can add your favourites in the comments below.
Q: How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to rotate the universe around it.
Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an automobile mechanic?
A: The quantum mechanic doesn't have to open his garage door to get his car out.
Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The officer asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?. Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."