The Best 6 Quantities Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quantities jokes. There are some quantities wolfman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quantities pore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quantities Jokes and Puns

Just went to a BBQ place..

Me: I'll have 6 ribs please

Waiter: We only serve those in quantities of 3, 5, 7, or 13.



Turns out it was prime rib.

Selling Condoms

An 18-yr-old starts work as a pharmacist's assistant. The pharmacist is showing the new kid around the aisles when they stop at the condom display and the kid asks why they come in different quantities per package.

The pharmacist tells the noob that the 3-packs are for high school guy, who gets it on once on Friday night, once on Saturday and once on Sunday.
The 6-packs are for the more-experienced college guys, who do it twice each on Friday night, Saturday and Sunday.

So the kid says, "what about these 12-packs?"

The pharmacist replies "the 12-packs are for the guys who've been married for a long time - January, February, March..."

One day someone decided that the best way to refer quantities of eggs and bananas would be in multiples of 12, rather than in multiples of 10

And the whole world was ok with it.

Dozen it seem weird?

It used to be if you wanted to buy large quantities of coke you contact Pablo Escobar.

Today however, you can get all you can drink for 1$ at McDonalds.

All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope.

Being a pipe inspector sucks.


TIL that oysters can act as an aphrodisiac when consumed in large quantities

Now I can't stop shucking.

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