Quality Jokes

Funniest Quality Short Jokes

Short quality jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quality humour may include short quantity jokes also.

1. Why does Michael J. fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
2. What's a quality you look for in a good lawyer? Lie-ability
   (Just getting started in comedy and want to test a few of my jokes here).
3. I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger
4. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products.
5. What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory.
6. Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines? Because they can't be cheesy!
7. I let some of my friends use my high quality printer from Spain. When I told them where it was from, they all gasped in shock. Because no-one expects the Spanish ink precision!
8. how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
9. After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
10. They say German durability and build quality is unmatched, especially for appliances such as ovens. How did they achieve such quality? They tested their ovens 6 million times.

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Quality One Liners

Which quality one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quality? I can suggest the ones about grade and measurement.

1. How do you measure the quality of a dadjoke? With a sighsmograph
2. The ladies call me subway. Because I have poor quality meat and lie about being 6 inches.
3. High Quality Poem Error 404
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   Try again later
4. My jokes are like my girlfriends. Quantity over quality.
5. Three unwritten rules to quality shitposting 1.
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6. What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory
7. High quality ads can be really bad for you. They can cause ADHD.
8. Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew
9. What do you call a factory that makes great quality products? A satisfactory
10. Females call me Little Ceasar Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.
11. Low quality paper Is tearable.
12. How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich.
13. Self-deprecating humor... It's my worst quality.
14. The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
15. What do you call a low-quality golf course? Subpar.

Better Quality Jokes

Here is a list of funny better quality jokes and even better better quality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Donald Trump's first summit with Kim Jong-un was only to get feedback about the quality of his tweets. Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?
• Is Bose really better quality? Or is it just a stereo type?
• The doctor recommended cutting back on alcohol for a better quality of life. Then he saw my wife who had come to pick me up! He said, "You can consume all the drinks you want, it's healthy."
• After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens
• I think quality is better than quantity... unless you're a cyclops.
• Marital trust issues "So you trusted your wife enough to have your child but not enough to have her in your bank?"
  "I trusted **t**...** to make a better quality c**..."
• LPT: Be wary of catching h**... when dining at All You Can Eat Crab spots.. I mean, $20 is a great deal but I need to start hiring better quality prostitutes.

Quality Over Quantity Jokes

Here is a list of funny quality over quantity jokes and even better quality over quantity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide
• Majority rules? Whatever happened to; quality not quantity?
• I read the Archer's Handbook recently... "When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".
• "Quality is more important than quantity" Said the German tanks to the US tanks during WW2
• When it comes to s**..., it's all about quality over quantity. That's why I'm always on top of my wife.

Quality Assurance Jokes

Here is a list of funny quality assurance jokes and even better quality assurance puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I work as quality assurance at a shopping cart factory. When a I see a cart without wheels yet, I usually fix it, but sometimes I let it slide.
• A Quality Assurance guy comes into a bar.. he orders 1 beer.
  he orders no beer.
  he orders 999999 beers.
  he orders asfafdaghhjkh.
  he orders a bar.
• When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.
• What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this

Quality Engineer Jokes

Here is a list of funny quality engineer jokes and even better quality engineer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a quality microwave and someone who knows a quality search engine when they see it? the microwave goes Bing.

Laughter Quality Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about quality you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean worthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quality pranks.