Quality Assurance Jokes
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Quality assurance engineer walks into a bar...
He orders 1 beer.
Then he orders 2 beers.
Then he orders 9999999 beers.
Then he orders -1 beer.
Then he orders a dragon.
Then he asks to buy a jdhdjsbeh
Another customer walks in, asks where the bathroom is. The bar collapses and kills everyone inside
A Quality Assurance tester walks into a bar
The tester orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
The first real customer walks in and hits his head.
I work as quality assurance at a shopping cart factory.
When a I see a cart without wheels yet, I usually fix it, but sometimes I let it slide.
A Quality Assurance guy comes into a bar..
he orders 1 beer.
he orders no beer.
he orders 999999 beers.
he orders asfafdaghhjkh.
he orders a bar.
When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...
Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.
What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh?
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A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood.
When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor.
He says, "Ma'am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I'll eat whatever the vacuum doesn't pick up."
The woman smiles and asks, "Could I get you some ketchup with that?"
The salesman scoffs confidently and says, "I assure you my vacuums have more power than any other on the market today!"
The woman replies, "Well, that may be so, but we just moved in and the electricity isn't turned on yet."
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