The Best 6 Qualification Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Qualification jokes. There are some qualification hired jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these qualification competence puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Qualification Jokes and Puns

"So, what are your qualifications?"

"I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills"

I've got all the qualifications you need to be a taxi driver.

I can't speak English and I can't drive.

Got rejected from the daycare centre when I applied for a job last week

"Former priest" is apparently not a sufficient qualification

What qualifications so you have for working with kids?

Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.

I barely passed my professional dredging qualification.

Just about managed to scrape a sea.


Despite having no qualifications for such a position, we hired an impoverished prostitute to become our son's math tutor.

It's the thot that counts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the qualification eligible jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working qualification certification piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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