Quaker Jokes
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What do you get when you have s**... with the Quaker Oats guy?
Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Quaker home defense
one night john had come home for the day, exhausted from being plain and keeping thoughts to himself and went straight to bed. During the night someone broke in and this roused him from his sleep. leaping into action john grabbed his musket and charged downstairs. upon meeting the robber he leveled his musket and yelled
"friend I don't mean to alarm you but you're standing between me and where I want to shoot"
Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.
I expected them to waffle.
What do you call a religious man with Parkinson's?
A Quaker
Bad Luck
I think my luck is getting worse.
I was mugged by a Quaker.
Did you hear the one about the Quaker?
I heard it from a friend of a Friend.
Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.
Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.
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