The Best 11 Quake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quake jokes. There are some quake quiver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quake tsunami puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quake Jokes and Puns

What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

Quaker home defense

one night john had come home for the day, exhausted from being plain and keeping thoughts to himself and went straight to bed. During the night someone broke in and this roused him from his sleep. leaping into action john grabbed his musket and charged downstairs. upon meeting the robber he leveled his musket and yelled

"friend I don't mean to alarm you but you're standing between me and where I want to shoot"

An English man, Scottish man, and a Irish man were about to be executed by the firing squad.

They put the Englishman against the wall, when he says
The firing squad start panicking, whilst the English man runs off.
They put the Scottish man against the wall, when he says
The firing squad start panicking more, whilst he also runs off.
They put the Irish man against the wall, when he says

Quake joke, An English man, Scottish man, and a Irish man were about to be executed by the firing squad.

Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.

I expected them to waffle.

5.5 Quake Shakes L.A.

Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business.
~ Scott Miller

[NSFW]The news reporter asks the young man how bad the earth quake tremors were.

Young Man : So.. technically I was trying to pee, but ended up masturbating.

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Quake joke, Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.

How do E-Sport Pros get high?

Wake and Quake

Paying $3-4k/month for a 1BR in SF is ridiculous...

...but I guess there is some growth potential. After the next quake, it may become a 2BR, with a view.

Who Did Governor Jerry Brown Blame for Damage of the Earth Quake?

He said it was San Andreas fault.


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quake anteaters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quake shudder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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