Quake Jokes
10 quake jokes and hilarious quake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Brighten up your day with funny Quake jokes! Quake 3, Ripcord, Flood, and Galaxies are all featured in this humorous selection of gaming jokes. Get ready for some chuckles as you learn about the lighter side of gaming.
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What does Earth get on earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Quaker home defense
one night john had come home for the day, exhausted from being plain and keeping thoughts to himself and went straight to bed. During the night someone broke in and this roused him from his sleep. leaping into action john grabbed his musket and charged downstairs. upon meeting the robber he leveled his musket and yelled
"friend I don't mean to alarm you but you're standing between me and where I want to shoot"
An English man, Scottish man, and a Irish man were about to be executed by the firing squad.
They put the Englishman against the wall, when he says
"EARTH QUAKE!".
The firing squad start panicking, whilst the English man runs off.
They put the Scottish man against the wall, when he says
"FLOOD!".
The firing squad start panicking more, whilst he also runs off.
They put the Irish man against the wall, when he says
"FIRE!"
Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.
I expected them to waffle.
5.5 Quake Shakes L.A.
Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business.
~ Scott Miller
Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.
Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.
How do E-Sport Pros get high?
Wake and Quake
Paying $3-4k/month for a 1BR in SF is ridiculous...
...but I guess there is some growth potential. After the next quake, it may become a 2BR, with a view.
Who Did Governor j**... Brown Blame for Damage of the Earth Quake?
He said it was San Andreas fault.
[OC]
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