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5 quak jokes and hilarious quak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comedy Quak Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good quak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Quaker home defense

one night john had come home for the day, exhausted from being plain and keeping thoughts to himself and went straight to bed. During the night someone broke in and this roused him from his sleep. leaping into action john grabbed his musket and charged downstairs. upon meeting the robber he leveled his musket and yelled
"friend I don't mean to alarm you but you're standing between me and where I want to shoot"

Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.

I expected them to waffle.

5.5 Quake Shakes L.A.

Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business.
~ Scott Miller

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about quak can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of quak puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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