The Best 5 Quak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quak jokes. There are some quak shutup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quak leeroy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quak Jokes and Puns

Quaker home defense

one night john had come home for the day, exhausted from being plain and keeping thoughts to himself and went straight to bed. During the night someone broke in and this roused him from his sleep. leaping into action john grabbed his musket and charged downstairs. upon meeting the robber he leveled his musket and yelled

"friend I don't mean to alarm you but you're standing between me and where I want to shoot"

Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.

I expected them to waffle.

5.5 Quake Shakes L.A.

Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business.
~ Scott Miller

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quak origins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quak earthquake piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes