Quadruplets Jokes
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I'm not sure what the best response to my wife telling me "we're having quadruplets" is....
But apparently "How many of them should we abort?" wasn't it.
Women.
(Joke credit to me)
I'll take a curtsy and show myself out.
Why was the black woman pregnant of quadruplets arrested?
Gang formation.
What do you call Asian quadruplets?
4chan
My friend's mother just had quadruplets
I asked him "What did she name them?"
My friend told me "Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Fred"
I asked "Fred? What about Mo?"
My friend responded "She don't want no Mo"
I can't stand those eight-legged freaks.
Or as they're more commonly known, "quadruplets".
What did the new mom name her quadruplets?
Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Four expectant fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"
Four Man
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, Congratulations! You're the father of twins. That's odd, answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins! A nurse then yells the second man, Congratulations! You're the father of triplets! That's weird, answers the second man. I work for the 3M company! A nurse goes up to the third man saying, Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." That's strange, he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel! The last man begins groaning and b**... his head against the wall. What's wrong? the others ask. I work for 7 Up!
Four men are in the hospital waiting room!
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, Congratulations! You're the father of twins.
That's odd, answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins!
A nurse says to the second guy, Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!
That's weird, answers the second man. I work for the 3M company!
A nurse tells the third man, Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!
That's strange, he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel!
The last man is groaning and b**... his head against the wall. What's wrong? the others ask.
I work for 7 Up!
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