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Quadruple Jokes

19 quadruple jokes and hilarious quadruple puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quadruple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh your heart out with the best quadruple jokes! Read this article to discover some classic quadruple entendres, a play on words about cheeseburgers, and plenty of jokes about quadruplets. Come join the fun!

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Funniest Quadruple Short Jokes

Short quadruple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quadruple humour may include short triple jokes also.

  1. How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down.
    (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)
  2. Did you hear the joke about the quadruple amputee? it's Been reposted so many times that it's still running
  3. My father was discussing the costs of a quadruple bypass surgery with the doctor. When he heard they would be charging for each incision, he said "What kind of cut rate operation is this?"
  4. My dad wanted to expand his bar to access more customers I advised him to make it a gay bar and flip the stools upside down. that way the seating is quadrupled.
  5. Quadruple entendre by me An addict, a musician and a baseball player all walk into headquarters...
    They're on the base.
  6. Did you hear the Quadruple amputee's joke? Since no one lent him a hand in making it, it didn't have a leg to stand on
  7. A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders a quadruple v**... The bartender asks, "Is everything alright?"
    The man sighs and says, "It's been a long day."

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Quadruple One Liners

Which quadruple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quadruple? I can suggest the ones about treble and quadriplegic.

  1. What do you call a quadruple amputee waiting by your door? Matt
  2. Recently I quadrupled all of the money to my name. 0 x 4 = 0
  3. What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified
  4. What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped.
  5. What do you call a quadruple amputee who's a member of organized crime? The head
  6. I remember there was a Quadruple Amputee in my High School Gym Class \*
  7. My dealer just quadrupled the price of his drugs... So I accused him of Shkrelony
  8. Why did the quadruple amputee go to Alton Towers? He had nothing to lose.

Quadruple joke, Why did the quadruple amputee go to Alton Towers?

Hilarious Fun Quadruple Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about quadruple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quadruple pranks.

A quadruple amputee is opening his present on christmas.

He crawls over to the tree and tears in to the wrapping with his teeth. The paper flies everywhere as the present is revealed.
"Not another hat..."

Quadruple joke, A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders a quadruple v**...