Quadriplegic Jokes
54 quadriplegic jokes and hilarious quadriplegic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quadriplegic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Quadriplegic Short Jokes
Short quadriplegic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quadriplegic humour may include short paraplegic jokes also.
- What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables.
- How does a quadriplegic swimmer handle peer pressure? He just goes with the flow.
- What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit
- "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" -Quadriplegic with a sense of humor
- What do you call a quadriplegic moose wearing a Guy Fawkes mask? A non-knee moose!
Ba-dum-tiss - What type of music does a quadriplegic dance to? Nub-step!
- A quadriplegic goes off to college but never graduates. He tried and tried but just couldn't get that leg up.
- Why did the quadriplegic man break up with his girlfriend? He was tired of being *pushed around*
- What do you call a quadriplegic boy with an eyepatch? Names
- What's the resemblance between a kid and a quadriplegic? That if you take away his tablet, he stops talking to you
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Quadriplegic One Liners
Which quadriplegic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quadriplegic? I can suggest the ones about quadruple and paralyzed.
- What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? A quadriplegic.
- So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere.
- What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt.
- Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired? He kept dropping the quadriplegic
- A quadriplegic walks into a bar... The bartender says, wait a minute...
- Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag.
- Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him.
- What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? Whatever you want
- Where can you find a quadriplegic? Right where you left 'em
- I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar...
- Quadriplegic people have low self esteem. They won't even stand up for themselves.
- What do you call a quadriplegic? A fleshlight
- What do you call a quadriplegic who plays the piano? A headbanger.
- What do you call a quadriplegic in a therapy pool? Vegetable soup
- How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Comedy Quadriplegic Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about quadriplegic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wheelchair bound jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quadriplegic pranks.
Quadriplegic jokes I've gathered from over the years.
What do you call a quadriplegic that hangs on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a quadriplegic that lays on your porch?
Matt.
What do you call a quadriplegic that is in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a ditch?
Phil.
What do you call a quadriplegic doing water ski jumps?
Skip.
What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a quadriplegic playing in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a quadriplegic inside of your mail box?
Bill.
So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
What is the difference between a quadriplegic and a spaghetti?
The spaghetti wiggles when you s**... it.
What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?
Walking.
My wife is kind of lazy
We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.
"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."
"What, play the flute?" I asked.
"No, sit down all day."
What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?
26" rims
A quadriplegic goes on a blind date...
And he gets stood up.
How did the quadriplegic cross the road?
No seat belt.
I met a 10 at 11 at a bar. Took her home, slipped on a c**....
Now I'm a quadriplegic
I had s**... with a quadriplegic girl.
She could only communicate with beeps. 1 for yes and 2 for no, but she was really into it. She keep going "Yes yes. Yes yes. Yes yes..."
What did the quadriplegic say when he was mad about his condition?
"I can't *stand* it!"
What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water?
Bob
What's smoking and has four wheels?
A quadriplegic in a two story house fire.
