Quadriplegic Jokes
51 quadriplegic jokes and hilarious quadriplegic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quadriplegic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Quadriplegic Short Jokes
Short quadriplegic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quadriplegic humour may include short paraplegic jokes also.
- What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables.
- What do you call a quadriplegic moose wearing a Guy Fawkes mask? A non-knee moose!
Ba-dum-tiss - A quadriplegic goes off to college but never graduates. He tried and tried but just couldn't get that leg up.
- Why did the quadriplegic man break up with his girlfriend? He was tired of being *pushed around*
- What's smoking and has four wheels? A quadriplegic in a two story house fire.
- What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water? Bob
- What did the quadriplegic say when he was mad about his condition? "I can't *stand* it!"
- I thought about starting a quadriplegic basketball league But then I realized it would be pointless
- A quadriplegic visits a hospital. The doctor says "you have a lot of nerve showing up here!" The quadriplegic says, "Well, that's the problem, actually."
- A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up.
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Quadriplegic One Liners
Which quadriplegic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quadriplegic? I can suggest the ones about quadruple and paralyzed.
- What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt.
- Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired? He kept dropping the quadriplegic
- A quadriplegic walks into a bar... The bartender says, wait a minute...
- Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag.
- Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him.
- I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar...
- What do you call a quadriplegic who plays the piano? A headbanger.
- What do you call a quadriplegic in a therapy pool? Vegetable soup
- How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door
- How does a quadriplegic swimmer handle peer pressure? He just goes with the flow.
- What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit
- "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" -Quadriplegic with a sense of humor
- What type of music does a quadriplegic dance to? Nub-step!
- How did the quadriplegic cross the road? No seat belt.
- What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26" rims
Comedy Quadriplegic Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about quadriplegic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wheelchair bound jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quadriplegic pranks.
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So a quadriplegic amputee went...
Absolutely nowhere.
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Quadriplegic jokes I've gathered from over the years.
What do you call a quadriplegic that hangs on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a quadriplegic that lays on your porch?
Matt.
What do you call a quadriplegic that is in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a ditch?
Phil.
What do you call a quadriplegic doing water ski jumps?
Skip.
What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a quadriplegic playing in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a quadriplegic inside of your mail box?
Bill.
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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
My wife is kind of lazy
We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.
"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."
"What, play the flute?" I asked.
"No, sit down all day."
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What did the quadriplegic mountain climber who always wears a bee-keepers mask say to his d**... Sherpa girlfriend?
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?
Whatever you want
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I met a 10 at 11 at a bar. Took her home, slipped on a c**....
Now I'm a quadriplegic
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How do you stop a r**... quadriplegic from smoking?
Slow down and use more l**....
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I had s**... with a quadriplegic girl.
She could only communicate with beeps. 1 for yes and 2 for no, but she was really into it. She keep going "Yes yes. Yes yes. Yes yes..."
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What do you call a quadriplegic?
A fleshlight
