The Best 16 Quadratic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quadratic jokes. There are some quadratic tangent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quadratic pythagorean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quadratic Jokes and Puns

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula

What do you feed a baby parabola?

Quadratic formula

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

Quadratic joke, What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?

A parabolem.

Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

Al Gebra

Quadratic joke, Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and that's not a hyperbola

Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches?

It's poly

I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

Told girl on flight she was pretty

and she replied "Tell me something I don't know." So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.

You can explore quadratic trigonometric reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean quadratic obtuse dad jokes. There are also quadratic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Girls are like quadratic equations

If they're under 13, just do them in your head.

When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases...


I used to prefer flexible curves to draw quadratic graphs...

Now I prefer french curves.

Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare

Are you a quadratic?

Because you complete the square with me.

Quadratic joke, Are you a quadratic?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quadratic cosine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quadratic graph piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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