Quadratic Jokes

Funniest Quadratic Short Jokes

Short quadratic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quadratic humour may include short quadruple jokes also.

1. I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it and that's not a hyperbola
2. You're in math class learning about quadratics. You: The y-intercept is (8,0) right?
   Student 2: Parabobly.
3. I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation. The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.
4. When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases... Exponentially.
5. Girl, did you know I'm into quadratics? Because I'd love to study the properties of your curves.
6. I used to have a quad problem while running... Then my doctor gave me some quadratic formula
7. Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line.
8. Told g**... flight she was pretty and she replied "Tell me something I don't know." So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.

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Quadratic One Liners

Which quadratic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quadratic? I can suggest the ones about square root and perfect square.

1. What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic Formula
2. What do you feed a baby parabola? Quadratic formula
3. Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers.
4. What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)
5. What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula? A parabolem.
6. Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'.
7. Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula? Al Gebra
8. Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches? It's poly
9. Girls are like quadratic equations If they're under 13, just do them in your head.
10. Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? A: By completing the scare
11. Are you a quadratic? Because you complete the square with me.
12. I used to prefer flexible curves to draw quadratic graphs... Now I prefer french curves.
13. What's the most racist part of a quadratic equation? The discriminant.
14. What do you call a rodent with babies? A quad*rat*ic parent.

Silly Quadratic Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about quadratic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean square math jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quadratic pranks.