# Quadratic Equation Jokes

9 quadratic equation jokes and hilarious quadratic equation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quadratic equation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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## Quadratic Equation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good quadratic equation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

### Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

### What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

### I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and that's not a hyperbola

### Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches?

It's poly

### I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

### Girls are like quadratic equations

If they're under 13, just do them in your head.

### Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare

### When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases...

Exponentially.

### What's the most racist part of a quadratic equation?

The discriminant.

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