The Best 25 Quad Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Quad Jokes and Puns

Quadriplegic jokes I've gathered from over the years.

What do you call a quadriplegic that hangs on your wall?

Art.

What do you call a quadriplegic that lays on your porch?

Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic that is in a hole?

Doug.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a ditch?

Phil.

What do you call a quadriplegic doing water ski jumps?

Skip.

What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water?

Bob.

What do you call a quadriplegic playing in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a quadriplegic inside of your mail box?

Bill.

So a quadriplegic amputee went...

Absolutely nowhere.

A new study found

A new study found

that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..

And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..

Quad joke, A new study found

Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired?

He kept dropping the quadriplegic

A quadriplegic walks into a bar...

The bartender says, wait a minute...


Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

Quadriplegic people have low self esteem.

They won't even stand up for themselves.

Quad joke, Quadriplegic people have low self esteem.

A quadruple amputee is opening his present on christmas.

He crawls over to the tree and tears in to the wrapping with his teeth. The paper flies everywhere as the present is revealed.

"Not another hat..."

How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar?

Turn all the stools upside down.

(Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)

How does a quadriplegic swimmer handle peer pressure?

He just goes with the flow.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

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Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches?

It's poly

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

A quadriplegic goes off to college but never graduates.

He tried and tried but just couldn't get that leg up.

Why did the quadriplegic man break up with his girlfriend?

He was tired of being *pushed around*

I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush (clubs) on the river...

...I guess black fives do matter.

Quad joke, I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush

How did the quadriplegic cross the road?

No seat belt.

[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat...

That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli

Quadruple entendre by me

An addict, a musician and a baseball player all walk into headquarters...

They're on the base.


What did the quadriplegic say when he was mad about his condition?

"I can't *stand* it!"

A quadriplegic visits a hospital. The doctor says "you have a lot of nerve showing up here!"

The quadriplegic says, "Well, that's the problem, actually."

A quadriplegic goes on a blind date...

And he gets stood up.

What did the quadriplegic mountain climber who always wears a bee-keepers mask say to his dominatrix Sherpa girlfriend?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

But I love it.

Are you a quadratic?

Because you complete the square with me.

These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news...

The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them

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