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4-year-old's joke: What is a duck's favorite snack? Peanut butter (context in comments)

We told my four-year-old a joke: What is a duck's favorite snack? Quackers! HA!

He asked, "Quackers?" *confused* "Like, peanut butter and crackers?" "Sure, like peanut butter and crackers."

*runs into other room, calling his grandfather* "Pop Pop! What is a duck's favorite snack?" "Peanut butter" *falls over laughing at his own joke*

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A duck walks into a bar, hops up on the bar, waddles down to the bartender, and asks...

... "Got any quackers?"

The barman looked at the duck for a second, then said "No, Besides, you're a duck. It's a health code violation for you to be in here, so get out before I call animal control."

The duck leaves, but comes back the next day. Same situation: "Got any quackers?"

"Look you stupid feathered, I told you yesterday that I don't have any, and you need to leave. If you come back again, I'm going to nail your bill to the bar."

The duck comes back the next day and approaches the bartender.

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barkeep: "Uh, no."

Duck: "Got any quackers?"

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Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?
A quack head.

What is a ducks favorite snack?
Quackers.

Why couldn't the duck drive his car?
His windshield was quacked.

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What does a duck have with its cheese and wine?

Quackers.

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At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.

I asked him if it tasted like quackers.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers

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What's a Duck's favorite food?

Quackers.

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What do you call a duck that's always smiling?

What do you call a duck that's always smiling?

Cheesin' Quackers.

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What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks?

Quackers.

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Why did the duck cross Cookie Road?

To get to the quackers.

Budum tsss

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Why were all the ducks in the cafeteria?

They were serving soup and quackers.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers!

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What do you call a Saltine container filled with ducks?

A box of quackers

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