Quackers Jokes

Funniest Quackers Short Jokes

Short quackers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quackers humour may include short duck jokes also.

1. What do you call a white duck? A Quacker.
   Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself.
2. After a long day of duck hunting I was famished... so I decided to sit down, put my feet up, and have my favorite snack... Cheese and quackers.
3. Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack?
   A quack head.
   What is a ducks favorite snack?
   Quackers.
   Why couldn't the duck drive his car?
   His windshield was quacked.
4. At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck. I asked him if it tasted like quackers.
5. I've got a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck. It's called Quacker Jacks
6. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!
7. What did the duck eat for breakfast? Quacker Oats
8. What do you call a duck that's always smiling? What do you call a duck that's always smiling?
   Cheesin' Quackers.
9. What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks? Quackers.
10. What do you call a white duck? A quacker.

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Quackers One Liners

Which quackers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quackers? I can suggest the ones about physician and quack.

1. What do you call an exploding duck? A fire quacker.
2. What is a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and quackers!
3. What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow? Milk and quackers
4. What is Donald Duck's favorite restaurant? Quacker Barrel
5. I used to own a duck farm But I had to sell it.
   It was driving me quackers
6. What do you eat with duck soup? Quackers.
7. What do ducks like to eat with their soup? ........Quackers
8. What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats
9. What does a duck have with its cheese and wine? Quackers.
10. What's a ducks favorite snack? Quackers
11. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers
12. What do you call a religious duck? A Quacker
13. What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers
14. What do you call a salt water duck? A saltine quacker.
15. What is a ducks favourite food? Quackers

Laughter Quackers Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about quackers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quackers pranks.