The Best 13 Quackers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quackers jokes. There are some quackers duck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quackers quacker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quackers Jokes and Puns

After a long day of duck hunting I was famished... so I decided to sit down, put my feet up, and have my favorite snack...

Cheese and quackers.

I used to own a duck farm

But I had to sell it.

It was driving me quackers

What do ducks like to eat with their soup?


Quackers joke, What do ducks like to eat with their soup?

What does a duck have with its cheese and wine?


Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?
A quack head.

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Why couldn't the duck drive his car?
His windshield was quacked.

At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.

I asked him if it tasted like quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers

Quackers joke, What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What is a ducks favourite food?


What's a ducks favorite snack?


What do you call a duck that's always smiling?

What do you call a duck that's always smiling?

Cheesin' Quackers.

You can explore quackers daffy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean quackers loon dad jokes. There are also quackers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks?


What do you call a Saltine container filled with ducks?

A box of quackers

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quackers duckling jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quackers mallard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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