The Best 9 Quacker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quacker jokes. There are some quacker carnivorous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quacker quackamole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quacker Jokes and Puns

What do you call a white duck?

A Quacker.

Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself.

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you call a salt water duck?

A saltine quacker.

I've got a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.

It's called Quacker Jacks

What did the duck eat for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker.

What do you call a Duck in the wrong neighborhood?


Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quacker platypus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quacker waterfowl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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