The Best 46 Quack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quack jokes. There are some quack buttquack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quack cluck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quack Jokes and Puns

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand

Quack

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown:

"Quack!"

Quack joke, A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with

So three ducks go to court...

The first duck goes up to the platform and the judge says, "Okay why are you here and tell me your name." The duck says, "My name is Quack and I was found blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge says, "Okay you're sentenced to six months."

A second duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Tell me your name and why you are here." The duck says, "My name is Quack Quack and I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond too." The judge says, "Alright you're sentenced to six months too just like the other guy."

The third duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack." The duck goes, "No your honor, I'm Bubbles."

A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...

The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.


What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack, quack."

Quack joke, What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Why did the duck get arrested

he got caught selling quack.

ok you can ban me now.

Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?

He was addicted to quack cocaine

(I honestly wish I could take credit for this)

What goes quack, quack, quack?

A junkie with a speech impediment

Bark bark, I'm a dog

Meow meow, I'm a cat

Quack quack, I'm a duck

First first, I'm a YouTube commenter

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Why did the duck need to sell himself?

He got hooked on the quack.

What do you call cocaine for ducks

quack

What do ducks smoke?

Quack.

Why did the duck become broke and homeless?

Because he smoked to much quack

What do ducks get addicted to?

Quack

Quack joke, What do ducks get addicted to?

What kind of drugs do ducks take ?

Quack

I think I made an original joke,at least none of my friends have ever heard it before.

Why did the duck become a detective?
Why?
So he could QUACK the case!

How does a duck fart?

Out of its butt quack


why did the duck go to jail

he was selling quack

Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Because they would quack up.

Drugs

Q. Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck?

A. Now he's hooked on the quack.

why did the ducks get arrested?

they sold quack

Why did the duck cross the road

To score some quack

What time does a duck wake up?

The quack of dawn.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

Quack, quack!

What kind of drugs do ducks do?

Quack cocaine

So I looked up Donald Duck, and I have bad news.

He's on quack now.

Did you hear about the duck that got arrested?

He was caught smoking quack

A couple ducks are floating on a pond, and one of them goes, Quack!

The other duck looks over and says, Wow, I was just gonna say that!

Why did the duck go to the rehab center?

It had an addiction to quack.

Why does a duck have tail feathers...

To cover it's butt quack.

What do you call a duck inside a glacier?

A quack in the ice.

How did the duck get high?

Quack

What's the most popular drug with ducks?

Quack cocaine

Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?

He had a quack addiction.

Why did the police man arrest the duck.

Because he was selling quack.

Why did the FBI investigate the duck?

He was a known quack dealer

What does a duck say when he is trying to be a rooster?

Quack. He's just a duck

What do ducks like to smoke?

Quack.

Why Do Ducks Have Tails

To Cover Their Butt Quack

What's a drug for birds?

Quack

I can't wait to move out of this ducking ghetto.

... we have too many quack addicts out here.

Why was the duck arrested

He smoked quack

What do you call a duck who's a doctor?

A Quack.

What time does Donald Duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quack chirp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quack huey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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