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why are all ducks such terrible doctors ?
they are all quacks.
What do you call a duck who's a doctor?
A Quack.
I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight
But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.
He was kinda cute too.
I had to visit a doctor today...
I hit my head really hard and gave myself a n**... bump. The doctor was a real quack though, all he told me was to duck next time. Plus I left with a huge bill!
Doctor Doctor!
Person: Doctor doctor! I think I'm turning into a duck!
Doctor: Sorry I have no idea how to help you with this
Person: Well then learn how, you absolute QUACK
Why are bad doctors called quacks?
Because they have big bills.
Why don't doctors use the term 'quacks'?
It can get them sued for mallard-practice.
What do you call a doctor who only pretends to treat c**... addictions?
A quack.
Why is the oregon ducks a bad doctors favorite football team?
Because they're a quack
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