The Best 7 Qtip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Qtip jokes. There are some qtip unsuccessful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these qtip vagina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Qtip Jokes and Puns

If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side,

It's no longer a Q-tip.

It's askew-tip.

>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!<

What did the Q-tip say before he went to work?

"Just another day at the orifice."

Q: What do you call the advice given by an idiot not fit to live in polite society?

A: A Q-tip

While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth

I consumed consumption.

Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal...

Just a Q-tip


Yo mama so nasty

The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy

Every time you use a q-tip...

you turn a q into an o

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the qtip chromosome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working qtip local piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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