Qatar Jokes
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Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Iran.
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.
Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players?
I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger.
The Qatar pounder
Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.
Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
What's the most emo country in the world?
Qatar
I made a game where you play a soldier saving people in the Middle East.
Qatar Hero.
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I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?
I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. s**... can't scam me.
I went out and bought FIFA the other day.
It's great being the Emir of Qatar.
A Qatari,American,and Indian are in a boat in middle of sea.All are bragging about their country
The Qatari : In our country,we have excess of oil.*Throws all fuel in the sea*.
The American : In our country,we have excess of advandced gadgets and technology.*Throws every gadget in the sea*.
The Indian : *Throws both of them in the sea*.In our country, we have excess of people.
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