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Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school?
I dont know, I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
President George W. Bush is sitting in his office...
...When one of his informants walks in to report,
"Mr. President, yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed by Al Qaeda."
Bush is silent for a moment as he holds his head in his hands in immense sadness.
"Sir, what's wrong?" asks the informant.
Bush brings his head up to look at the man and asks,
"How many is a Brazilian, exactly?"
What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?
Two large plains.
Al Qaeda has announced that they've captured Russian mercenaries in Mali. If they aren't paid $10 Million
... they'll release the mercenaries unharmed.
What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
The news is saying Al Qaeda is trying to make a comeback.
Lets hope they don't try to play their greatest hits.
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