Q Tips Jokes
30 q tips jokes and hilarious q tips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about q tips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short q tips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The q tips humour may include short tips jokes also.
- I think Unilever should print little government conspiracies on their cotton swabs. They could call them Q tips
- People used to say that you shouldn't clean your ears with Q-tips But I haven't heard that for a while.
- If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side, It's no longer a Q-tip.
It's askew-tip.
>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!< - My pirate friends always bring a box of Q-tips to poker night. The loser has to swab the deck.
- Q: What do you call the advice given by an idiot not fit to live in polite society? A: A Q-tip
- Q tips can cause brain damage. Be careful not to put disinformation too far into your ear canal.
- Somebody tried to tell me that cleaning my ears with Q-tips could cause hearing problems... To which I responded "WHAT?!?!"
- While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption.
- Camping Tips.... Q: what should you do with your sleeping bag the morning?
A: wake her up and tell her to make some breakfast. - The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-tip, but it went in one ear and out the other.
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Q Tips One Liners
Which q tips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with q tips? I can suggest the ones about tic tacs and tea bag.
- Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal... Just a Q-tip
- What type of advice helps you hear better? Q-Tips
- Two of my British friends accidentally used the same Q-Tips Now they're cotton buds.
- Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o
- A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid?
A: Fifty dollars and a tip. - What do rich people use as Q-Tips? Earbuds
- What did the Q-tip say before he went to work? "Just another day at the o**...."
- Q: What did the leprotic john say to the h**...? A: Keep the tip.
Q Tips Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about q tips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wipes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make q tips pranks.
Q: How are your mum and a starbucks tip jar the same? A: Both of them will beg you to get a pound in.
This joke works best if you realise I live in the UK and "pound in" and "pounding" sound the same in a manchester accent.
Yeah.... jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them :(
Yo mama so n**...
The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy
A man pushed a Q-Tip too deeply into his ear
And restores itself to the factory default settings.
A woman goes to the vet
A woman goes the the vet to get her dog looked at because it isn't hearing what she says. And he says "He has a lot of hair in his ears, that's why he doesn't respond" So he takes Nair and puts it on a Q-tip and rubs it on the insides of his ears, and the dog is fine. The vet says "If you do this every few weeks, he should be fine."
So she goes to the pharmacy, gets a can of nair, and goes to the check out. The cashier tells her, "If you use this on your legs, don't shave them for at least three days." And she tells him she's not using it on her legs. "If you use it on your armpits, don't shave them for at least three days." And she says "I'm actually going to use it on my schnauzer." "In that case, don't ride your bike for at least a week."