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Call of duty has been released in iraq and Afgahnistan as "The Sims."
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Obama walks into a bar.....
Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.
Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"
"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."
"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were t**... hotspots not too long ago?"
"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."
"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"
"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."
Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:
"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.
George W. Bush couldn't decide what country to invade next...
He says, "It seems we're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.."
Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...
I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.
I feel bad for the Kurds...
They're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
Where was Saddam Hussein found hiding?
Between Iraq and a hard place.
I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca...
I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place.
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An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a r**... camp...
...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
ISIS has been having a tough time lately.
They're stuck between Iraq and Assad place
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
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