# Pythagorean Jokes

4 pythagorean jokes and hilarious pythagorean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pythagorean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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## Uplifting Pythagorean Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What is a good pythagorean joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

### Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

### So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

### The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

### What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

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