## Uplifting Pythagorean Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

### Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

### So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

### The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

### What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

### What does the mathematician hit when he goes up to bat?

A Pythagorean Triple