Uplifting Pythagorean Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.
This is called finding the hippotenuse.
So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...
Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.
The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"
What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?
A Pythagorean Triple.
What does the mathematician hit when he goes up to bat?
A Pythagorean Triple
