Pythagorean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pythagorean jokes. Read pythagorean geometric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pythagorean hypotenuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Pythagorean Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

What does the mathematician hit when he goes up to bat?

A Pythagorean Triple

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the pythagorean fibonacci puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working pythagorean cowculator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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