Pythagorean Jokes

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Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

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