The Best 5 Pythagorean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pythagorean jokes. There are some pythagorean geometric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pythagorean hypotenuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pythagorean Jokes and Puns

Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

What does the mathematician hit when he goes up to bat?

A Pythagorean Triple


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pythagorean fibonacci jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pythagorean cowculator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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