The Best 9 Pythagoras Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pythagoras jokes. There are some pythagoras sine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pythagoras triangles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pythagoras Jokes and Puns

Pythagoras walks into a bar...

...muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

Why was Pythagoras not considered a suspect in murder case?

No knew what his angle was.


Pythagoras wasn't a mathematician, he was a sinetist.

How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?

He was a Good Angler.

Why did Pythagoras like math so much?

Just cos

Pythagoras thought numbers were male or female. What is a factor called if it is a female number?

A factress.

Pythagoras was a skeptic...

...but now he believes in angles

Glen Van Brummelen, Hipparchus, Menelaus and Pythagoras are having a party!

Be there, or be square.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pythagoras postulate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pythagoras pythagorean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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