Pythagoras Jokes
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Pythagoras walks into a bar...
...muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'
The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'
How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?
He was a Good Angler.
Why was Pythagoras not considered a suspect in m**... case?
No knew what his angle was.
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Pythagoras wasn't a mathematician, he was a sinetist.
Why did Pythagoras like math so much?
Just cos
Pythagoras thought numbers were male or female. What is a factor called if it is a female number?
A factress.
Pythagoras was a skeptic...
...but now he believes in angles
Glen Van Brummelen, Hipparchus, Menelaus and Pythagoras are having a party!
Be there, or be square.
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