The zoophiliac says, I want to have sex with a cat.
The sadist says, I want to torture the cat, then have sex with it.
The pyromaniac says, I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, then have sex with it.
The necrophiliac says, Well I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, have sex with it, kill it, and have sex with it again.
The masochist says, Meow.
are all waiting at the bus stop for the bus to take them to the mental institution.
The zoophile says: "I'm bored. Let's fuck a cat!"
The sadist says: "Let's fuck a cat, then kill it!"
The necrophile says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, fuck it again, and then set it on fire!"
The masochist says: "Meow!"
Zoophile: "We should fuck a cat"
Sadist: "Yeah and after that we torture it to death"
Necrophile: "Awesome idea! And when it's dead we will fuck it again"
Pyromaniac: "And wenn we're done we just set that molested animal on fire!"
Then the Masochist clears his throat and whispers: "Meeoooow"
"Lets torture it!" says the Sadist
"YEAH, lets Torture and then we RAPE it!" says the Rapist
"YES!! Lets Torture and rape it then KILL it!" says the Murderer
"OH YEAAHH! lets torture, rape, kill and then RAPE IT AGAIN!!!" says the Necrophiliac
"YES! lets torture, then rape it, then kill it, then rape it again, and then BURN!! IT!!" says the Pyromaniac.
And the Masochist goes
"Meow..."
... in a park. The zoophile comes up with a twisted idea:
"Let's find a cat and fuck its brains out", he says.
"Yeah, and then let's burn it to a crisp!", adds the pyro.
"Brilliant idea, so we can fuck it, burn it, then fuck it again", says the necrophile.
The masochist's eyes light up as he says: "MEOW!"
I'd like to dedicate this joke to our dearest David Cameron in the light of the recent piggate scandal.
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence... then the masochist said: "Meow."
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist
said: "Meow."
A zoophile, sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophiliac, and pyromaniac are sitting in an asylum, bored out of their minds.
The zoophile says, "Let's have sex with a cat."
The sadist says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it."
The murderer says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it."
The necrophiliac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again."
The pyromaniac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again, then set it on fire."
The masochist says, "Meow?"
The zoophile says "Lets get a cat and fuck it!"
The sadist sadist says "Yeah, lets get a cat fuck it and torture it!"
The murderer says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it!"
The necrophiliac says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it and fuck it again then set it on fire!"
Through all this the masochist has been totally silent so they all turn to him to see what hes going to say. He looks at everyone and says..."Meow!".
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in a park, when suddenly they see a cat passing by.
Zoophile: "Let's fuck the cat."
Sadist: "Let's fuck the cat and then torture it!"
Murderer: "Let's fuck the cat, torture it and then kill it!"
Necrophile: "Let's fuck the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again!"
Pyromaniac: "Let's fuck the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it!"
There's a silence. They turn to the masochist who looks at them with puppy eyes and softly says: "Meeeow..."
A sadist,a guy with a bestiality fetish, a pyro maniac, a necrophiliac and a masochist are in a party trying to have some fun, while a cat runs past them.
The sadist says : We should find the cat and cut it a hundred times with the sharpest knife we can find
The guy with the bestiality fetish says : Do whatever you want with the cat ws long as I have a go at her
The pyro maniac says : Afterwards we should burn the cat!
The necrophiliac says : And after you burn her I'll have my go at her!
The masochist says : Meow
In a mental institution...
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asks the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it," says the pyromaniac.
Silence took over, and then the masochist says:
"Meow."
"Let's have sex with a cat" suggested the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
They are all together, one was a zoophiliac, other a necrophiliac, another a pyromaniac and the last one a sadomasochist.
The zoophiliac says "We should grab a cat and fuck it all together!"
The pyromaniac says "Then we should burn it!"
The necrophiliac says "Then we should fuck it again!"
And the sadomasochist stays quiet, the rest look at him and one says. "Don't you have anything to say?" and he goes.
"Meow..."
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over... and the masochist says:
"Meow."
[Brazenly re-said for the purpose of your enjoyment]
Self post! Just wanted to share it because i like it.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over... and the masochist says:
"Meow."
There are 6 patients in a mental facility all sitting around chatting. There was a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromanic, and a masochist. And for some reason they are talking about cats.
The zoophile says, "I know! Let's get a cat, and fuck it!"
To which the sadist responds, "Yeah! We will fuck it, then torture it!"
The murderer chimes in, "Let's fuck it, torture it, then let's kill it!"
And then the necrophiliac says, "Perfect! Let's fuck it, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac chimes in with, "So let's fuck it, torture it, kill it, then fuck it again, then we can set it on fire!!"
After a small pause they turn to the masochist and say, "Uh, you got any input here?"
The masochist replies, "MEOW!"
A zoophile, a sadist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, and a masochist are sitting around a table.
Zoophile: "I want to have sex with a cat."
Sadist: "I want to torture a cat and then have sex with it."
Pyromaniac: "I want to torture a cat, set it ablaze, and then have sex with it."
Necrophile: "I want to torture a cat, set it on fire, have sex with it, kill it, and then I want to have sex with it again."
Masochist: *Meow*
And for some reason they are talking about cats.
The zoophile says, "let's get a cat and have sex with it".
The sadist agrees, "yes! Let's screw it and the torture it!"
Then the murderer chimes in, "we can fuck it, torture it, and then kill it!"
Next the necrophiliac says, "ok! We can screw it, torture it, murder it, and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac jumps in, "we'll fuck it, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then set it on fire!"
All of them now excited turn to the masochist. He looks at the group and says... "meow"
The rapist: "I'd like to fuck something."
The zoophile: "A cat?"
The pedophile: "Even better, a kitten."
The sadist: "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophiliac: "Alright let's beat a kitten to DEATH, and then have sex with it."
The pyromaniac: "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
The masochist: "Meow."
I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a zoophiliac and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it?" says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it?" shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with
it again?" said the necrophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it?" said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
"Let's about having sex with a cat?" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it," says the pyromaniac.
Silence took over, and then the masochist says: "Meow."
The zoophiliac looks around himself and muses:
"Damn, I wish there was a cat around here... ya know, we could... fuck the cat."
His inmates nod in agreement. The murderer then says:
"Or we could fuck it, and then kill it!"
The necrophiliac turns to the others and, grinning, says:
"How about: we fuck the cat, we kill it, and then we fuck it again!"
They all cheer, and the pyromaniac adds:
"Even better: we can fuck the cat, then kill it, fuck it again, and then BURN it!"
Curious, the group turns to the masochist who was still silent. The pyromaniac, who was the last to speak, asks:
"So, what about you? What else do you think we could do to the cat?"
Instead of a reply, the masochist looks them all dead in the eyes and says "meow".
The bartender says "Get the fuck out."
A zoophiliac, a sadist, a serial killer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are all sitting on a bench when a cat walks by.
The zoophilac says: "Hey! Let's have sex with the cat!"
The Sadist says: "Okay. Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it."
Then the serial killer says: "Okay. Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it."
Then the necrophiliac says: "Okay. Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, and then have sex with it again."
The the pyromaniac says: "Okay. Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then set it on fire."
And the masochist says: "MEOW!"
are all waiting at the bus stop for the bus to take them to the mental institution.
The zoophile says: "I'm bored. Let's fuck a cat!"
The sadist says: "Let's fuck a cat, then kill it!"
The necrophile says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, fuck it again, and then set it on fire!"
The masochist says: "Meow!"
There was an asylum with 5 people in it. A necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, a sadist, a zoophile and a masochist. They decided to play a game one day but didn't know what to play. So the zoofile said: "How about we fuck a cat?" The necrophiliac said: "Okay but let's fuck it then kill it and fuck it again." The pyromaniac then said: "Okay let's fuck it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it's dead body." The sadist added: "Let's fuck it, kill it, fuck it again and then torture it's dead body." And then the masochist proceeds to say: "Meow."
A zoophil, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a sadomasochist were gathered at a party. After a while they started to get bored, and the zoophile suggested they go out to find a cat they could rape. The killer was enthusiastic and suggested they kill it afterwards. The necrophilic was happy and wanted to sleep with it after it was dead. The pyromaniac looks at the others with wide eyes and suggest they burn it afterwards. Everyone looks at the sadomasochist and asks him: So what do you have to contribute to this conversation?
The sadomasochist: Mjaaauuu ...
The murderer says "lets kill it"
The necropheliac says "lets kill it then have some fun with the remains"'
The pyromaniac says "You sick bastard... lets pour gasoline on it and light it up"
The masochist says "meow"
He was found praying with friars.
You're a perfect match
They see a cat.
Sadist: "God, I just wanna tear this cat to shreads, and have his blood all over the place."
Pyromaniac: "Yea, and after that we can set his pieces on fire!"
Necrophile: "And after that maybe we can take the ashes and make sweet sweet love to them?"
Masochist: "Meow..."
The zoophile says: "I'm bored... Let's fuck a cat."
The sadist: "Let's fuck it... And then kill it."
The necrophile: "Let's fuck it, kill it and then fuck it once again."
The pyromaniac: "Let's fuck it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it."
Then, the masochist: "Meow"
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