Pyromaniac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pyromaniac jokes. There are some pyromaniac ablaze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pyromaniac arson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Pyromaniac Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

A pyromaniac recently joined tinder...

He got a lot of matches

Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website?

He was looking for the perfect match.

My friend's a pyromaniac...

I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".

A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery.

He was found praying with friars.

I made some strong arguments against a pyromaniac.

I was literally on fire.

Two pyromaniacs fight each other.....

It was totally lit.

What did the pirate say to his pyromaniac son?

Arr! Son!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red...

I'm a pyromaniac.

What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder

The matches

My friends all tell me I'm a Pyromaniac...

I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?

You're a perfect match

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What do you call a white pyromaniac?

A firecracker.

What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?


I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off

But for some reason people call me pyromaniac

How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

What is a pyromaniac pirate called by his dad?


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Why was the pyromaniac unemployed?

Because he keeps getting fired! :D

me and my pyromaniac wife have a child

He is arson

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pyromaniac fire puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pyromaniac flame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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