Hilarious Pyromaniac Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
A pyromaniac recently joined tinder...
He got a lot of matches
Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website?
He was looking for the perfect match.
My friend's a pyromaniac...
I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".
A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery.
He was found praying with friars.
I made some strong arguments against a pyromaniac.
I was literally on fire.
Two pyromaniacs fight each other.....
It was totally lit.
What did the pirate say to his pyromaniac son?
Arr! Son!
Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red...
I'm a pyromaniac.
What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder
The matches
My friends all tell me I'm a Pyromaniac...
I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?
You're a perfect match
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What do you call a white pyromaniac?
A firecracker.
What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off
But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?
He's soda lighted!
What is a pyromaniac pirate called by his dad?
Arrrrson
What does a pyromaniac pirate call his son?
Arrrrr-son
Why was the pyromaniac unemployed?
Because he keeps getting fired! :D
me and my pyromaniac wife have a child
He is arson
