*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
A zoophil, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a sadomasochist were gathered at a party. After a while they started to get bored, and the zoophile suggested they go out to find a cat they could rape. The killer was enthusiastic and suggested they kill it afterwards. The necrophilic was happy and wanted to sleep with it after it was dead. The pyromaniac looks at the others with wide eyes and suggest they burn it afterwards. Everyone looks at the sadomasochist and asks him: So what do you have to contribute to this conversation?
The sadomasochist: Mjaaauuu ...
He was found praying with friars.
You're a perfect match
Arr! Son!
I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".
But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
The matches
I'm a pyromaniac.
A firecracker.
He's soda lighted!
It was totally lit.
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