Pyromaniac Jokes

Funniest Pyromaniac Short Jokes

Short pyromaniac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pyromaniac humour may include short arsonist jokes also.

1. What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter? *gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
2. My friends all tell me I'm a Pyromaniac... I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
3. A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars.
4. After burning a building, a son asks his father "Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"
5. I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
6. Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... I'm a pyromaniac.
7. How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas? He's soda lighted!
8. Two pyromaniacs fight each other..... It was totally lit.
9. What is a pyromaniac's favorite way to end a relationship? Bridge burn.
10. I made some strong arguments against a pyromaniac. I was literally on fire.

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Pyromaniac One Liners

Which pyromaniac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pyromaniac? I can suggest the ones about kleptomaniac and nymphomaniac.

1. "Dad. Are we pyromaniacs?" "Yes, we arson."
2. Today my son asked me, Dad are we pyromaniacs? I replied: yes, we arson.
3. me and my pyromaniac wife have a child He is arson
4. My son asked me if we were all pyromaniacs. I said, "we arson."
5. What does a pyromaniac pirate call his son? Arrrrr-son
6. Why was the pyromaniac unemployed? Because he keeps getting fired! :D
7. What is a pyromaniac pirate called by his dad? Arrrrson
8. My kid asked if we are a bunch of pyromaniacs I said, "yes, we arson."
9. What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life? You're a perfect match
10. What did the pirate say to his pyromaniac son? Arr! Son!
11. My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".
12. What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail
13. What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder The matches
14. A pyromaniac recently joined tinder... He got a lot of matches
15. What do you call a white pyromaniac? A firecracker.

Hilarious Pyromaniac Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about pyromaniac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean madman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pyromaniac pranks.